Lester Homes

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@dupagederbydame There's more than one set of Lions in Michigan today. ROAR!! #badow #ohhotdame

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Pacific Trimmings #TurkeySciFi

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Fahrenheit 425 for 4 hours #TurkeySciFi

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Tom No Tomorrow #TurkeySciFi

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Early to bed, early to rise, and let me guess: you're also a vegan cross-fitter. We get it. #RuinAnOldSaying

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Better to have loved and lost than get the clap, amiright? #RuinAnOldSaying

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It is better to be thought afool than open ones pants in the checkout line #RuinAnOldSaying

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You catch more flies with a body in the trunk #RuinAnOldSaying

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Measure twice, cut until you feel something...anything. #RuinAnOldSaying

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You can't take it in you #RuinAnOldSaying

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I'd rather light a candle than buy an expensive timer and detonator #RuinAnOldSaying

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Jack of all trades, hipster of none. #RuinAnOldSaying

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Red sky at night, decent. But Saved By Zero...solid. #RuinAnOldSaying

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If the shoe fits, I TOLD YOU HE DID IT! #RuinAnOldSaying

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Cat got your duodenum? #RuinAnOldSaying

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Like molasses in January Jones #RuinAnOldSaying

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Like taking candy from a baby with a wasting disease. #RuinAnOldSaying

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Put your taint to the grindstone #RuinAnOldSaying

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Kill two birds. Just do it. #RuinAnOldSaying

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A stitch, in time, wouldn't be necessary if you'd have a salad. #RuinAnOldSaying