Homemade Experience

In my experience, life. @Romper writer, @KCMomsBlog contributor. [email protected] 913.703.3751

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

Sorting laundry by color is a social construct.

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

Hey @ChipotleTweets & @DoorDash, I still don't have the option to select "Vegetarian" when ordering burritos – I HAVE to select one of these options (photo) to move on. This has resulted in me ordering elsewhere several times; can we fix it, please?! #DontWantMeats #OrTofu

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

I thoroughly enjoy that @MarieKondo’s Twitter is representative of her #KonMari method. #TidyingUp

[KC Live Arts @KCLiveArts]

Did you know any of these 9 things @435Mag shared about @kcballet’s #TheNutcracker? https://t.co/ejj655zOMN #christmasinkc

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

There’s a reason so many people stay in relationships past their expiration date. It’s easier to stay, doctoring a slow-growing cancer, than inflict an open wound.

Open wounds heal. Cancers spread.

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

I would like to propose, @pandoramusic, a hoofprint station containing every Christmas-related song a person’s liked.

[KC Live Arts @KCLiveArts]

Did you miss our #ArtsAlert yesterday? If so, check out what's happening this month (and subscribe) here: https://t.co/RJzPoBIiqR

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

🤯👌🏻🙌🏻

[Gabrielle Blair @designmom]

I’m a mother of six, and a Mormon. I have a good understanding of arguments surrounding abortion, religious and otherwise. I've been listening to men grandstand about women's reproductive rights, and I'm convinced men actually have zero interest in stopping abortion. Here's why…

[MyMomologue @MyMomologue]

Husband: What do you want to do today?

Me: I'd like to get the house in order. Granted, I've been trying to get the house, and my life in general, in order for upwards of a decade, but I think this afternoon should be enough time.

[Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom]

I still remember where I was when I found out that a serving of hummus is two tablespoons. I was on my second container of hummus.

[From The 🌊To The Sea, B!tch🍉 @MacgyveringM22]

Mom cold: Like a regular cold, except no one gives a shit.

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

Kidding! How do you balance content value when it comes to your own content versus sharing others' content, @gracehoy? #DSKC

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

My "good" question: If I'm the first to ask a question, do I get a hat, @gracehoy? #DSKC

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

I just want someone to see me exhausted, frazzled and at my wit’s end with my kids whilst in yoga pants and think, “damn that’s sexy.”

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

My daughter’s unicorn #Fingerling music sounds exactly like the music in Coraline, and I’m officially creeped out.

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

Happy International Women's Day 2018! Explore stories from women all over the globe in today's #GoogleDoodle and share yours using #HerStoryOurStory!
https://t.co/Kjxe10viXG

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

There’s a super important part of #GreysAnatomy you probably missed Thurs. when Jackson refers to April as “the mother of my kids,” plural. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

My body: hmm OK, I see you have a nasty cold and feel like crap. Also, I notice you're under a tremendous amount of stress and haven't had your period in 3 months, so let's throw that in there.

Oh, and just a reminder–none of your favorite shows are on for a couple more weeks.

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

Em: Rachel’s a mom now. She’s not listening to us.

Me: *clears throat loudly* I’m a mom. I listen to @ATWWDpodcast!

[Homemade Experience @HomemadeExp]

@mskchall I think you just created a new striped dress color debacle because these thin mints look silver to me!

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

I feel like @jimmyfallon could’ve just done his Bob Dylan performance for the #halftimeshow, and I would’ve been perfectly happy.