Tessa Lynn

Rare millennial proof you can both have your house and eat avocados too.

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

Life isn’t about learning to be content all of the time. It’s about finding solace in everything, including discontentment.

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

If Erin mention’s how they’re not invested in the hotel one. more. time. #HometownInnThisTogether

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Somehow Tom Brady managed to big the biggest baby at yet another roast … roasted but didn’t even sit with the roasters. #theroastofkevinhart

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The biggest thing I learned from #ShouldIMarryAMurderer is that David Green was a neglectful twat who continues to try to justify his actions and gaslight Caroline and the audience.

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Once again, @morezjohnsonJr 😆

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My favorite part of #MarchMadness so far is @morezjohnsonJr deadpanning the camera for 2 min straight during post-game interview.

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I didn’t think I had a preference on who won #MarchMadness @UConnWBB v @USCWBB game until I saw how UConn’s coach was acting. Bye, boy.

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

Congrats to USC and nod to
@dawnstaley’s composure and coaching. What a childish tantrum toddler reaction from UConn’s @GenoAjustsayin, on so many levels. #MarchMadness

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

My favorite part of #MarchMadness so far is @morezjohnsonJr deadpanning the camera for 2 min straight during post-game interview.

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

@HyVee, looks like your app isn’t working. Can you share an update on any widespread issues and their resolve time?

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

The true magic of #NowYouSeeMeNowYouDont was making really good actors seem like they were in a cheap Disney show.

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Just want to let @ErinRNapier and @scotsmanco know I know and have been to almost every one of those band concerts you named. So 🤘+ I raise you a Billy Corgan private concert and maybe some Incubus too! #HometownRocks

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

@NRFIplease Same. I got to that screen by 10:02 am CT, and it’s still up and on the loading circle 1.5 hrs later. Cool cool cool

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Red Robin site for the last hour

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Don’t care what anyone else says, I’m fully enjoying the Geico piggy commercial throwback.

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Also, I get it.

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In the loving words of Dylan, fuck you, @BenStiller. #severance

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

severance finale just pissed me off so bad….

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The innies created the ultimate outie “distracted boyfriend” meme without evening knowing it. #severance

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@goslingsfilms The ultimate.

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@ErinRNapier & @scotsmanco said they like gum trees tonight on #HomeTown, and I just can’t believe they’ve ever had one in their yard now! Adore you all. Do NOT adore gum trees. 🙅‍♀️

[Tessa Lynn @tessashull]

I’m 34 and still unsure at what point in my life I’ll finally grasp that when I buy groceries, they will be gone…