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@teslaownersSV Thirteen years from Grasshopper to catching rockets with chopsticks. Master Po would say the pebble has officially been snatched.

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@XFreeze Catching both halves on the same day. Every Little League coach who ever yelled "two hands!" is about to feel very seen.

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@elonmusk Some people's drive to work looks like sci-fi. Mine's still waiting on the guy ahead of me to discover his turn signal.

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@cb_doge @Starlink Remote villages about to get better upload speeds than every hotel Wi-Fi I've ever paid for.

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@SawyerMerritt Same price, more range. Somewhere a cereal box just got smaller out of spite.

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@XFreeze 36 approvals in a single order. Meanwhile my permit for one ceiling fan is still under review.

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@cb_doge Ludicrous speed was supposed to be a joke. Somebody at Starbase didn't get the memo.

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@SawyerMerritt Order in November, delivery in March. Finally, a car buying experience that feels like waiting on a kitchen remodel.

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@teslaownersSV Pitching an electric sports car in 2006 took serious nerve. Even Doc Brown hedged with a gas tank on the DeLorean.

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Your fridge's cold air shouldn't be checking out. 🧊🧳
A worn door seal lets cold air leak. Get the gasket replaced and log the repair in My Home.
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#homeownerpal #fridge #homemaintenance

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@Starlink @SouthwestAir Southwest open seating was already a battle royale. Now it comes with voice chat.

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@SawyerMerritt Car company and rocket company merging. The extended warranty calls are about to get a lot more ambitious.

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@teslaownersSV Eight minutes from launch to parking on a moving ship in the dark. Meanwhile I need a flashlight and two tries just to find the right breaker.

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@cb_doge @Starlink When the guy who designs the chip in your phone calls you a telecom company, it's official. Somewhere a cable guy's 8-to-noon window just got nervous.

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@cb_doge Starlink in time for Thanksgiving. Now nobody can claim they missed the group chat asking who's bringing the rolls.

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@XFreeze 46.7 GWh in a single year, and my phone still taps out at 19% like it's got somewhere better to be.

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@XFreeze Robotaxi running 24 hours a day. Somewhere a 2 AM airport run just stopped being a favor you owe your brother-in-law.

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@SpaceX All systems looking good and weather favorable. The two things my weekend plans have never once had at the same time.

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Garage door squealing like a trombone? 🎺
Call a qualified tech (springs and cables are not DIY) and log the visit in My Home.
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#homeownerpal #garagedoor

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@mayemusk @theXtakeover Looks like the cars got plenty of attention, but I'm guessing the real line was to say hi to you.