LaurelGilliom

Mom, wife, daughter, friend, teacher. Queen of inappropriate and corny dad jokes. My 3 amazing kids are my life and #1 reason for existence. The Office is #2😜

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

The Onion doesn't miss.

[ari ⪩ ⪨ @homufaeri]

I swear if I wake up tomorrow and he isn't dead i'm gonna sue you

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

they legit think liberal arts means going to college to get indoctrinated by democrats like genuinely that’s their understanding of the term

[Mak @mak_aura]

I hate how I'm getting older and this movie is just getting exposed more and more 😭

[Covie @covie_93]

So Republicans want Jack Smith to go to jail for investigating trump crimes instead of trump going to jail for committing those crimes???!!!?!?

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Mentally saying "Wed-Nes-Day" when writing the word Wednesday.

[Globethotter 🌍 @BrianMcLight]

In 2026, this is basically the equivalent to finding gold.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

SNL is never running out of content.

[WoodyTrucker_v2 @WoodyTrucker_v2]

Waffle House ready to throw down nationwide

[ethan @swiftiexchiefs]

I heard we were using our first amendment rights? If that’s the case, I guess I’ll go first!

Is that right? Did I play the game correctly, Michael?

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

If you gotta break down the specific state law & loopholes to explain how you “technically” didn’t rape anyone… lol you fasho did that shit

[Lynne @_ayandamay]

Your daughter is 10000000x safer with drag queens than with frat boys btw

[Brandon Cole @Coach__Brandon]

Having to pay $3,000 out of pocket for my daughter’s braces while having what the dentist called “really good dental insurance” is exactly why I’ll continue to say this

Dental and vision not being included in health insurance is a scam that doesn’t get talked about nearly enough

[ashton @geekatron2500]

we put dogs down for biting but not grown men down for rape?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

MAYBE. ELECTING. A. CONVICTED.

RAPIST. AS. PRESIDENT. SENT. THE

WRONG. MESSAGE. TO. YOUNG.

MEN.

[dumbass💟☃️ @ungratefuljed]

yo the mayor of ithaca just banned cornell from having on campus events until they address their policies

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

If a guy was passed out in a sorority bedroom, he'd wake up with water and advil next to him. Period. End of story.

That's the difference.

[🦢 @Fairyuxfhe]

"Women used to give birth without --" & they died.
"Back then, raw milk was --" killing people.
"My ancestors didn't get vacci--" Dead.
NEXT.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unfortunately the rumors are true guys. the first step in having a better social life is showing up when you’re invited places