Emma

rom-commie

[Emma @homlockshears]

what’s the word for when you’re jealous of all the other people who have books next to yours on the library hold shelf but also you love them

[Emma @homlockshears]

evening me putting my headphones in, pressing play and recoiling like what the hell was morning me thinking

[Emma @homlockshears]

@bark_flip noise for the hair and for the sweater!!!

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

capyberus

[tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft]

IN: love with my wife

OUT: on a date with my beautiful wife

[Emma @homlockshears]

me: do u know jean valjean’s prison number
brother: eleven?

[Emma @homlockshears]

@chlorp_ core

[Emma @homlockshears]

telling an involved story while holding a french fry in my hand like a flapper girl with a cigarette

[Emma @homlockshears]

telling an involved story while holding a french fry in my hand like a flapper girl with a cigarette

[Emma @homlockshears]

thropple (someone read this book so we can talk about it PLEASE)

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

People always bring up the animal orgy in the Wicked novel but not the storyline where Elphaba’s mom cheats on her husband with another guy and when her husband catches them he ends up falling in love with the guy too and then they end up in a throuple

[Emma @homlockshears]

waiting desperately for an author to update their fanfiction like I’m from the 1830s waiting on the next installment of a dickens novel……humanity intertwined with itself I love that shit

[Emma @homlockshears]

inside you there are two wolves

[Emma @homlockshears]

today in our termination session my couples’ therapist said I was a therapist’s dream client! so now we’re back to square one

[Emma @homlockshears]

getting better at sneaking my water bottle into stonewall

[Emma @homlockshears]

@bark_flip the mystical thread that flows through the whole story, the desert landscape and partnership and camaraderie and righting wrongs! also one of the best book to movie adaptations eartha kitt and sigourney weaver and that dig it song

[Emma @homlockshears]

@bark_flip loooove talking about holes

[Emma @homlockshears]

@bark_flip or it’s just the catholic school in u

[Emma @homlockshears]

@bark_flip spelling it chapel so u remember how to pronounce it i c

[Emma @homlockshears]

wore tights to work today and ended up subbing for the nursery class—I walked in to a handful of confused faces and one bold “miss emma…… why do your legs look different?”