vampires bro

[vampires bro @homofapien]

Where did you put my drum set mom is this funny to you

[vampires bro @homofapien]

Have u guys heard the news? There's a dragon coming to town and she is going to become a man at our haberdashery

[vampires bro @homofapien]

@cheesyri Find u a man that can do both

[vampires bro @homofapien]

Going to fly to Tokyo today wish me luck on my quest to find a waifu (grows 10 inches taller) and the games begin

[vampires bro @homofapien]

@graceswag U look like u own a coffee shop

[vampires bro @homofapien]

Throwing on a hoodie and floating to a black party where everyone's straightedge except one group of cloaked white boys smoking pcp

[vampires bro @homofapien]

Ok here goes here goes a tweet. I am trying my best. Thanks guys

[vampires bro @homofapien]

@ck4wx You were having fun while u tortured those donuts?

[vampires bro @homofapien]

Interesting that you thought I thought what that how was the thought

[vampires bro @homofapien]

@magam0220 Also when they say not to go on rollercoasters when their pregnant ur supposed to so the baby can become a pilot or architect

[maddie @madison_madis0n]

do you have to be non binary to get a job at sprit halloween

[vampires bro @homofapien]

Wishing u well on ur quest. Your gonna die

[vampires bro @homofapien]

In the Roman empire they sacrificed vegetables to the gods and made fun of the gods and pranked the gods

[jim @TeaEnjoyer1000]

I trust you remembered your bag of walnuts this morning

[vampires bro @homofapien]

Always shred papers. You should always be shredding. If the shredders not running you're not making money

[vampires bro @homofapien]

I just opened FanDuel to see I won 500 dollars but I was standing upon the shore and got stung by a jellyfish. So my day is going amazeballs!

[vampires bro @homofapien]

They're calling him the Tokyo tumbleweed terrorist

[vampires bro @homofapien]

Girl you did not glow up you studied for exams all night and are tired

[Victim @sementard]

Oh my gosh, this is the coolest basket I’ve ever seen. Finally a place for all of my eggs

[vampires bro @homofapien]

Flipping off the cashier and stepping on a boost and slamming into the glass wall