Meowzers

I love to self sabotage and publicly humiliate myself

[Meowzers @homomasochist]

I ate lead paint chips and became an angel

[pipislover1997 @pipislover1997]

claude, cup my balls. grok, lick the tip. gemini, stroke it a little. and chatgpt? haha. you just watch

[Catholic Komaeda @CatholicKomaeda]

I just saw the most beautiful gardenia bush in my whole entire life, and I felt myself getting erect until a male voice started whispering in my ear. The voice could only belong to one person… Jesus. I started punching myself in the crotch immediately to put down my appendage.

[charlie @jonnievadgordu]

Folk säger ”ursäkta ska bara förbi” sen lägger de händerna på ens axlar, glider ner med fingrarna och kittlar en på bröstvårtorna, och slickar ens öra

[Meowzers @homomasochist]

Damnit all to hell I went too hard again

[Meowzers @homomasochist]

Omg they locked my acc WHATTHEFAWK

[Meowzers @homomasochist]

Birthday soon and I’m already dreading the cake and food ughhhhh

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

people always wait until you’re dehydrated malnourished and sleep deprived to start speaking in riddles have you noticed this

[Meowzers @homomasochist]

@omeletteconfite I THOUGHT THE SAME FOR AWHILE BC I BARELY SEE PPL TALK ABT IT

[Meowzers @homomasochist]

Anorexia will have you not allow yourself water before bed so when you wake up the number on the scale will be lower

[Meowzers @homomasochist]

@naviemilktea I weigh myself in the morning, during the day, and at night before I go to bed. If I wake up the next day the same weight as I was the morning before then I count that as my official weight. Idk if that makes sense LMAO

[Meowzers @homomasochist]

Actually so fucking thirsty but fuck it we ball

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

you sounded super fаggy in that voice message. don’t send another one

[milo @milostar_]

if I had a guardian angel id probably touch him up

[Megumi Fushiguro @ShadowedMegs]

These faggots get on my NERVE for real.
Feeling: Homophobic. 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🚫

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

having ocd means u do shit like this everyday

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

I might b interested

[Meowzers @homomasochist]

Okay so i actually forgot abt this but I might try today idk guys

[Meowzers @homomasochist]

I’ve never c/s but I might start now hmmmmm thinks idk

[★ lucian ʕꈍᴥꈍʔ @ruggedrookie]

if u catch me standing next to meg thee stallion and i don't have this exact huge cheesy grin on my face the whole time then girl i have been killed and replaced, run