Munk Audley

Stranded on Earth and hating it. Interpretive dancing upon request. New album doesn't exist. Nothing worth chasing. Don't follow.

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@fionatalkington Licorice. Happening. Soon. Keep your eyes open! #sinisterintent

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Deja vu-hoo #xfactor

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Oh. #xfactor

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Cue drama. CUE DRAMA! Where the FUCK is the DRAMA!? #xfactor

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Bland. Again. Insipid burbling throughout. Who buys this shit? #xfactor

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Double grand piano = swordfight. #xfactor

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This program makes me consider the validity of certain laws, particularly those concerning murder. #xfactor

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Crocodile Brock #xfactor

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Baubles & breakfast chewing gum #xfactor

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God enters, and Louis puts his foot in his mouth again #xfactor

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This woman has sung well until now. Of course, the song it relentless drivel, which certainly doesn't help. #xfactor

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What does age matter? Wasn't Shaggy boy who went out last night a sproglet too? When I was 17 I could sing like a fish too #xfactor

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Why must they talk? Why must they sing? Why must we watch? #mysteries #xfactor

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Bland. Undeserved of a decent quip. #xfactor

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This year's unjustifiably purchased song shall be... #xfactor

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Dear deaf folk: sometimes you don't know how lucky you are. #KatyPerry #xfactor

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Will Elton John treat Gary Barlow like he did Kiki Dee? That would be fun... #xfactor

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I know why the caged bird cannot sing #xfactor

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OK. Here is proof that no God exists. Anywhere in this or any other universe #KatyPerry #xfactor

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Entertaining cough syrup #xfactor