josè cuervo

not funny, just good at retweeting

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

@drvox Case in point: it's hard to believe this chart is even real. But of course it completely is.

[josè cuervo @hondaryder]

Whoah https://t.co/4Ui7grutQH

[himawari8bot @himawari8bot]

2017-12-02T05:30:00

[Senator Dianne Feinstein @SenFeinstein]

UPDATE: Republicans rejected our motion to adjourn until Monday so senators could read the bill they just introduced.

RT If you think senators should have time to read a bill that affects every single American.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Payload will be my midnight cherry Tesla Roadster playing Space Oddity. Destination is Mars orbit. Will be in deep space for a billion years or so if it doesn’t blow up on ascent.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Falcon Heavy to launch next month from Apollo 11 pad at the Cape. Will have double thrust of next largest rocket. Guaranteed to be exciting, one way or another.

[Archive: Senator Jon Tester @SenatorTester]

I was just handed a 479-page tax bill a few hours before the vote. One page literally has hand scribbled policy changes on it that can’t be read. This is Washington, D.C. at its worst. Montanans deserve so much better.

[STUNNA 🦇 @LILAFRIMANE]

this nigga look like a 15 year old girl from the back with them booty shorts https://t.co/x3QXHE88W1

[Diplo @_diplo_]

The Grammys called to say that I was PROBABLY going to win “Record (song) of the Year”,” like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and a major photo shoot. I said probably is no good and took a pass. Thanks anyway!

[Electric Mantis @electric_mantis]

Early 2000s Nathan Fielder really sums up my anxieties

[Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII]

I’ve said this before, but today is a good day to remember that what you have largely results from the arbitrary nature of birth & circumstance. None of us inherently *deserve* what we have.

[JR 💡 @jcrxci]

Do you think this woman would prefer to carry around her child at work if she had another choice? You have no clue what the back story is behind this pic but here you are, snitching on what could probably be a single mother dedicated to making sure her son can eat. Wild. https://t.co/DtNVbvsmyE

[MoonPie @MoonPie]

Not really just stuff em up there I guess https://t.co/WaAVaOI02a

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

My first ad campaign after suffering a massive brain injury

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

gooooob morning. the human. is off. to do. whatever the human does. and i. am off. to try to fit. my entire foot. in my ear

[josè cuervo @hondaryder]

🐐 https://t.co/SdtaKobhIH

[bobby @bobby]

3. the wire
2. the sopranos
1. this two-minute clip of nathan for you

[Helen Zamarripa @ZamarripaHelen]

I SWEAR IF Y’ALL DONT INVITE THE BULLDOG OVER 😤😤😤 https://t.co/taSkD44sFx

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

0 to 100 km/h in 1.9 sec

[Iowa State University Police Department @ISUPD]

You’re under arrest https://t.co/ixOFBuN2pQ