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RN 🫀

[° @binx7h]

When your alarm hasn't gone off but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious

[𝙩𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙜𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙤 @simplytee23]

It sucks when a girl asks for a random toiletry and you don’t have it, like sorry I failed you…😭

[a. @amhood__]

Gas really need to go tf down 😂

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

Rent, Bills, Cinco De Mayo, Mother's Day, and Memorial Day weekend

Who Tf put this month together😂

[yxf @iamyxf]

NO BAD DAYS IN MAY🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

APRIL WILL END WITH GOOD NEWS 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

no therapist can handle this lore

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

i be on tiktok ignoring my whole life.

[her🎀 @iam_dijah5]

Take it personal. At this age, people are 100% aware

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Y’all them keyboarding classes we took in school really paid off 😭😭😭😭 I be typing my ass off til this day , eyes closed and all 😂😂

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Nobody wants Trump’s dumb face on their passport.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

“Don’t piss me off” is my favorite phrase

[$ @2xsam_]

I used to prefer texting over calling but now I prefer being unreachable.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“all you do is sleep” god forbid a girl wants to escape the crushing reality of life

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone who’s going to war

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Which team are you rooting for in the Super Bowl?

ME:

[Old School Eddie @Old_SchoolEddie]

My electric bill just came today, and I believe I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the Holy Spirit, and the light at the end of the tunnel!

[arson🌂 @desi0re]

If you eat banana laffy taffy's I'ma just assume you eat lotion