Alan Fisher

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[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

Did you really try to deliver this @YodelOnline ?? Did ye, aye? This store is open til 2200...

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

@MoltonBrownUK Thanks. Will DM now..

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

Hey @MoltonBrownUK, how do I go about getting a refund for goods ordered Black Friday weekend but not received?? Ideally I'd like the products but unlikely at this stage. Tried DMing but no response...

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

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[Jess Phillips @jessphillips]

At least he admits that he thinks that women should be forced against their will to for 9 months to give their body and mind to a politician will. I suggest that he is forced to carry around with him a baby without putting it down for the next 40 weeks.

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

If AK47s could get pregnant, I bet those motherfuckers wouldn't take away the guns' right to choose

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

Bought this the other day. Retail therapy at its absolute finest 👌

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

@whatjoewrote Nightmare. Stick in mate 👊

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

@bow_bar Was it a @on_lothianbuses bus? If so, the chap may have contacted lost property or customer services and they may be able to point him in the right direction...

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

@pieandbov Aye more than likely

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

@pieandbov Sounds like it's set up for a 3 nowt Ireland victory 😕

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

Such a stylish garment 👇

[Vincerà! The story of Italia '90 podcast @Vincera90]

In a World Cup full of great kits, this is still the GOAT

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

@pritipatel How does carting off hundreds of powerless, vulnerable individuals to a strange country 'reduce small boat crossings'?

[1 of 100 @weare1of100]

DO NOT BUY FROM THEM PLEASE.

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

@whatjoewrote Won't be trying. I'm off the sauce for a bit...

[hikerdelic @hikerdelic]

Retweet to be in with a chance of winning one of our @Tim_Burgess 'How High' Jackets, launching at 11am tomorrow (Thursday) at https://t.co/OHrZLHgWtn

Winner announced at 10.30am tomorrow (again, Thursday).

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

@david_mccraw Got to be a two-tier congestion charge. Tier 1 - crossing to inside bypass from outwith. Tier 2 - crossing into some to-be-determined inner ring

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

Possibly (just *possibly*), there may be some sort of positive correlation between this and the fact that other bins on the same street have been removed.

Nae excuse for littering mind. Filthy bastards.

[Alan Fisher @honestlil]

Another 4 day weekend this week if Johnson gets his jotters is it?

[Tim's Listening Party @LlSTENlNG_PARTY]

Retweet for a chance to win a copy of The @LlSTENlNG_PARTY Volume II signed by @Tim_Burgess

Winner picked at random on Wednesday June 15th at 6pm

You can order yourself a signed copy here https://t.co/lN3wM5cwcV

[Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess]

Retweet for a chance to win my signed How High #Hikerdelic jacket - the one I wore on stage tonight. They go on sale for pre-orders on June 9th, the 25th anniversary of the release of How High from https://t.co/8nFhdIajVy

Winner picked at random 10pm on June 8th

Tim x x