Carley

I like potatoes and your face

[Carley @honestOptimism]

Alicia really keeps me on my toes with her hair transformations.

[Carley @honestOptimism]

I like it

[Natali Simmonds @NJSimmondsbooks]

Me, to my 11 yo: What do you want to do for your 12th birthday party in Feb?
Her: I want a Potato Book party
Me: What's that?
Her: Just something I came up with. We serve 6 different types of potatoes, everyone brings their books, and we read.

Genius!

[Carley @honestOptimism]

Been in this body for 28 years, yet I smack my limbs off things daily

[Julie Greiner @JulieAbridged]

need everyone to know that MUNA transformed into Pink Slip (from Freaky Friday) at tonight’s show

[Fred MyLeg @foxygrandpa62]

I sure cant wait to drink ALLLLLLLLLL these drinks!

April FOOLS!!!!!!!! (to me!)

[Cesfresh @C33Jayy_]

FAM!!!!

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

got this angel golden retriever tree topper thinking it’d be cute but it just looks like a dog died with a tree up its butt

[Angry Orchard @AngryOrchard]

Ok this was not the plan, but the love for the Boozy Box has been too strong...

10K retweets and we’ll find a way to make it happen for real 🧃🧃🧃

[Carley @honestOptimism]

@_sarrahbearr Yes! 😎 closing soon!

[Carley @honestOptimism]

@DAldridgeDrums @FoxsinTy @matthewfederman @AJDelgado13

[Bone00afide.bsky.social 🇮🇱 @bone00afide]

I’ve never seen anyone lay this difficult and very divisive topic out better than @PeteButtigieg does right here.

[Benson @b_enson94]

a relationship should be 50/50. 50% sea and 50% weed

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to second term

[Dewayne Perkins @DewaynePerkins]

“So if you defund police who you gone call when you’re in danger?”

There are a lot of resources that explains what defunding the police means but I know some of you will “hear it better” if it came out of the mouth of someone who looks like you. So listen to John Oliver

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Who's that hiding in the basement? It's that coward, the #BunkerBoy 🎶🌈🦁

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

Today is #BreonnaTaylor’s birthday.
#SayHerName. Think of and pray for those closest to her. Dedicate time to work for #JusticeforBreonnaTaylor. Here’s how. RT. Share.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I wrote out some thoughts on how to make this moment a real turning point to bring about real change––and pulled together some resources to help young activists sustain the momentum by channeling their energy into concrete action. https://t.co/jEczrOeFdv

[Carley @honestOptimism]

@MLSouthHills @MLMCNJ Andy’s WWE flip!

[Carley @honestOptimism]

Bringing this back

[Carley @honestOptimism]

On the struggle bus with a flat tire