Melisma

Voted 2018 Best of Melisma.

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Gonna tell my kids this was Bristol Chapel

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Is green yellow or is yellow blue?

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Yoooo I don’t understand this app.
I’ve been on here for over a decade and X is telling me I need to engage more so they know I’m a human or else my DMs will be filtered

Also I’m so lost, can’t tell if I’m in a thread or my main feed.

Thank u 4 coming 2 my Send Tweet Ted Talk

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

@GayUncleFrank Jaw: on floor

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Facebook and IG are down - time to bust out your Dictionary.

Let’s. Go.

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

@GayUncleFrank I SCREAMEDDDDDD 🤣🤣😭😭

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

I literally saw the X on my home screen and was like what is this app, let’s click and find out LOL

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Ewwwww my Twitter hasn’t been updated since pre Fleets and it somehow just updated to X 🙃🙃

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

At least my app will stop crashing now

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Ewwwww my Twitter hasn’t been updated since pre Fleets and it somehow just updated to X 🙃🙃

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Heavy on the I will be content in every circumstance #Jireh

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Why smoke when you can just take magnesium on an empty stomach 😮‍💨

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Does VH1 still exist

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

@GayUncleFrank You’re British now. Just accept it.

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

A bra that fits literally changes your life

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

And apparently I can also no longer spell. 😭😭😭

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Updated my phone to the latest iOS and I am so lost

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Also updated Instagram and I know longer know how to use the app. Send help.

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

I’m a sucker for Old Navy $15 jeans

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Doing tech week while having to still teach classes should be illegal

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

@GayUncleFrank Ouch.

[Melisma @honeybeeeee22]

Not me being shocked as hell when Simba’s dad died in the Lion King show at Disneyland