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Fire Rob Thomson and Kevin Long into the goddamn sun and move on already!

[honeyots @honeyots]

Phillies trade deadline targets

⬜ Casey Mize
⬜ Seiya Suzuki
⬜ Michael Wacha
⬜ Taylor Ward
⬜ Lane Thomas
⬜ Jo Adell
⬜ Jason Adam
⬜ Jorge Soler
⬜ Heliot Ramos

Also, find out where the hell Stone Garrett is and see if he's willing to sign a minor league deal.

[honeyots @honeyots]

Really wish we could give the loss to a position player right now. Zack Wheeler does not deserve this loss tonight. He made only one mistake that landed in the bushes. The offense and base running let him down...again.

[honeyots @honeyots]

Heads up. 3 years $45million for JT Realmuto.

[honeyots @honeyots]

Base running fundamentals kill the Phillies. At least it wasn't Turner's defense.

[honeyots @honeyots]

Justin Crawford and JT Realmuto just had the biggest brain fart of all time.

[honeyots @honeyots]

Not gonna lie. I'm over Edmundo Sosa. His at bats are fucking terrible every time.

[honeyots @honeyots]

@mccrystal_alex It ain't happening.

[honeyots @honeyots]

Max Muncy sure can hit a baseball very far.

[honeyots @honeyots]

We all know Ohtani is getting this call.

[honeyots @honeyots]

So the IRS can give me a fucking break next tax season.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

IRS to take a cut of Spain's $51,000,000 FIFA World Cup prize

[honeyots @honeyots]

So here's a list of 8 trade candidates that the Phillies won't be able to trade for because they don't have much of a farm system to make anything happen.

[Cory Nidoh @Cory_Nidoh]

ESPN's new Top 100 trade candidates came out.

The #Phillies are listed as best fits for 10 players:

LHP Tarik Skubal
CF Byron Buxton
RP Mason Miller
C Shea Langeliers
C Hunter Goodman
C Adley Rutschman
OF Jung Hoo Lee
RP Aroldis Chapman
3B/1B Issac Paredes
OF Seiya Suzuki

[honeyots @honeyots]

Trea is only charged with one error tonight. There will most likely be a scoring change. He should have at least two. Potentially a third.

[honeyots @honeyots]

Seeing Duran warming up right now is a nightmare.

[honeyots @honeyots]

The bullpen strikes again

[honeyots @honeyots]

Turner has missed FOUR balls tonight at shortstop.

[honeyots @honeyots]

Turner once again boots a ball. Permanent DH. Schwarber can handle the outfield.

[honeyots @honeyots]

Boston wins again. 14 straight wins.

Safe to say that Boston is no longer selling at the deadline.

[honeyots @honeyots]

Let me throw this out there. Phillies aren't trading for Shea Langeliers. They are in love with JT Realmuto and they don't have the farm system

A trade for Langeliers would mean this would be the only move for a team that has multiple needs

It's not a good fit for the Phillies

[Punchoutpitch @Punchoutpitch]

The Athletics are open to listening to trade offers for Shea Langeliers, per @JonHeyman

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[honeyots @honeyots]

@iankopey Bohm getting a team friendly contract isn't the worst thing to happen. He's a good option for the bottom of the order. They cannot expect Bohm to be a solid cleanup hitter.

[honeyots @honeyots]

I'm shit talking Trea Turner every game if he's gonna mash like this.