melo

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[melo @honeyymelo]

stop being insecure do whatever u mf want bro THE WORLD IS YOURS

[melo @honeyymelo]

liposuction, lips, and a nose job????? y'all ain't even pretty anymore just straight plastic.

[melo @honeyymelo]

trumps makeup artist must be a liberal fr

[Jack @GayLaVie]

Now that’s a border crisis if I’ve ever seen one

[melo @honeyymelo]

i'm literally out here making stew at 6:40 am DONT TELL ME U MISS ME ON A MOTHAFUCKIN TUESDAY MORNING

[melo @honeyymelo]

if ur profile is a picture of a car..... no, you can't follow me.

[melo @honeyymelo]

scariest part about working in conservation is taking ur pants off after a field day and finding all the sticks n leaves that been in there all day

[melo @honeyymelo]

the super bowl is my super bowl. i love nachos

[melo @honeyymelo]

can't help but fucking romanticize it all

[melo @honeyymelo]

do all the girls feel pretty today or what ???

[melo @honeyymelo]

some days the violence choose u bruh

[melo @honeyymelo]

oh i have MANY voices of reason

[melo @honeyymelo]

at the end of the day it's really all about the people that u work with

[melo @honeyymelo]

i refuse to ever live with another unemployed 30 year old white boy idc

[melo @honeyymelo]

does anyone else's cousin drunk call them to confess how much she loves you and repeatedly tell you we're besties

[melo @honeyymelo]

thing bout me is i can whip up a cajun shrimp scampi in 4 minutes from muscle memory, but if u ask me how to bake a potato..........

[melo @honeyymelo]

i wonder what it'd feel like to make a spiderweb

[melo @honeyymelo]

YEAH i need the money, but i also NEED the life too.

[melo @honeyymelo]

i wonder if it makes truck divers sad that everyone always tryna pass them

[melo @honeyymelo]

u ever bring ur own books to the library? like just in case?

[melo @honeyymelo]

guys you don't have to eat a "well balanced meal" it can literally be STEAK everyday every meal if u want okay