Rick Rollance

Retired. Golfer. Divorced. 1x Burner Of The Week HM. Utah Grad ‘74. Royals Fanatic. Fuck me, Fight me, or take a picture

[Rick Rollance @honkey_talk]

Drunk and lost in Dallas with a phone at 2%, prayers I find a Waffle House

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@RyanTHLEKelley Killing Lizzo three times

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@DrDickRider A well prepared burner is an extreme asset

[McSteezy @kevbot_online]

@honkey_talk A well balanced meal

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Just what the doctor ordered

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@jasonfknspezza Fire me up I’m already excited for next weekend

[Spezzasburner @jasonfknspezza]

Boys weekend is a wrap once again, just as good as the last 65 boys weekends in a row, looking forward to next weekend, also boys weekend! Just the boys!

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@PetriDishDaPuck No one’s gonna hear you from the trunk anyway the duct tape is just for my own personal pleasure

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Finally got Taco Bella to leave so I can smoke my hangover away and watch it thunderstorm for the next 3 hours😎. Fellas let’s fucking Sunday

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I hangout with dudes cause it’s less drama

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Reminds me of an old ex of mine

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@heatdaddy69420 Yeah the burners definitely had one for the ages last night. Believed in you fellas the whole time, never a doubt. #Win

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@FSUmollz Mollz Ballz got my pee pee standing tall tall

[Drunk Coyotes @drunkyotes]

@honkey_talk Shoulda got a rhino

[Dive Bar Dave, The Archduke of South St. Louis @DiveBarDave69]

@bellaatheplug Fuck I forgot the pic 😩

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@RyanTHLEKelley @bellaatheplug Taco Bell rewards go hard, McAlister’s has a dope ass app too if you’re into that kind of thing

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Public enemy list (updated)

1) The fact you have to converse with women in order to have sex with them those bitches are fucking stupid

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@RLHoitz Nobody good

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Took it like a champ though. Very understanding, dapped me up on the way out, hope someone else delivered for her. Nice girl