HonkeyPark

Where words fail, music speaks. Regrettably a fan of random shit.

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@ThisBikerBoy top o the mornin to ya

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@HonkeyPark A vampire donkey yes.

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Hate it when you stretch and your inner porn star moan comes out

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I like my woman like i like my home loan, flexible and easily spread over many years.

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My GF asked me why men fart so much? I told her it's because woman don't shut up long enough to build the required pressure....

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Did you know that a Donkey can smell garlic for up to 10 miles away?

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Morning TwitterBugs! What a glory morning

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I've decided not to care. I think all my followers are .......(finish the Quote)

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@MissDaisySA Honest as the ANC, sistah!

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@MissDaisySA I'm slow ok!!!

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There's so much BS on Twitter lately. So many angles to generate interest there's 678000 digress to what we know as a 360°

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@AFrenchAuthor Try talk sexually to it bud! Works for me every time.....lol

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@AFrenchAuthor Do you get a $ for every follower? You sound so excited!

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@ThisBikerBoy Hey "Roll-ex" when asking her politely to sort another dube.

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@MissDaisySA Sounds like my ex, whine whine.....lol

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@CPK3 @StandardBankZA Sounds like my sex life......

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I like snatching kisses!

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I'm trying to give up on dirty inuendos but it's hard.......So hard

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Hello TwitterBugs!!

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Who remembers Love Hurts - Nazareth?