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[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

tell me what you’re willing to do (kiss it better, baby)

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[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

big fan of when they stand in height order

[☆jayy☆ @slvt4doja]

am i losing my mind or did these btchs literally spawn out of nowhere

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

this is dumb as fuck, along with getting upset that words in other languages might sound like offensive words in your language

[meeta @meetapersecond]

my unpopular opinion is that everybody should be looking up definitions of their baby’s potential names in different languages. you can’t seriously name your child laura not knowing what it means in the world’s 3rd most spoken language

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

no one to take it with and i am NOT shaving my bush #hairyandhappy

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

showed up to work this morning at 5am only to find out the manager put me on holiday and no one told me??? they sent me straight back home too

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

go and find almost any video of a high school dance team at a competition, i beg of you

[ً @aezukari]

WHAT KIND OF TRAINING THEY DID PUT INTO THESE GIRLS CAUSE WTF https://t.co/iPOOabp4HC

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

it’s really good but i can’t look at them and not think “high school dance team doing kpop cover” bc they literally look like teenagers!

[ecco @loonapilld]

i’m sorry this really means something to me

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

idk what the rules are around mobility scooters but i feel like there should be more. some of these old people are straight up psychopaths with the way they drive them

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

and also trig is very valuable. incredibly important for anything with maths/stats going forward

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

i get very annoyed when people go “why did we even do trig in school i’m never going to use this” because that’s not the point! the point is that it taught you to think and solve problems and not everything in a classroom needs to have a real world application to be valuable

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

this applies to every discipline. but i was annoyed by people complaining about maths so that’s what i tweeted

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

my job offers us a hat as part of the uniform but there’s just no way i’m serving customers in a “hewwo pwincess” hat

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

i can’t believe none of you told me my leitmotif has been playing slower and in a minor key im so embarrasseddddd

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

@nia_ngi i have a ZA and British passport. use the zim one for leaving and entering zim, and the british one for leaving and entering uk. carry both with you though, and when you go to pick up your boarding passes hand them both just in case, the same when you board flights

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

did uncle pussy vote for bush

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

wasn’t cloudy overnight, so heat can escape and it’s consequently a lot colder in the morning

[sophie 𑣿 ꕤ @blueforbeer]

to anyone who’s in the uk rn
what on earth was that DRASTIC temp drop yesterday omg ???

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

i treated myself last week and bought a 100% silk pillowcase and let me tell you i’m never going back

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

i’m joking but i’m also being 100% serious. it’s very easy to make jokes about britain and wartime food but literally the only thing widely available in this image were the baked beans. rest of it was rationed/difficult to get/straight up banned

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

guy who thinks fresh eggs, milk, bananas, coffee and white bread were even available to ordinary britons during the war:

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

Does Britain know World War II is over

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

going insane. i need to knit something

[anni⭐️🪭 @honkhonksquish]

there’s a lot going on right now but i’m kinda just ignoring all of it