Scrooge McMeme

avid fan of sleeping & shitposting

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

@BrentAxeMedia @ND_Atl Just watched these highlights back and it makes a ton of sense why they gave it to Lyght. Totally dominated Kabiri 1v1. Kabiri’s goal was off a pipe ricochet and at least one assist was on a shorty mismatch (others not even shown) https://t.co/EPobsjYCuJ

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

JFK jr lookmaxxing in the WV rn. So sick. The huzz is swarming. When was the last time you saw a DFMO? Shaka 🤙🤙🤙

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

Computer,, there’s been a murder…

We’d like to formally announce that we are back in the game

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

@turtle_crusher_ You brought up week 12 my man (repeatedly). I know thinking can be hard for SC alums at times but that’s okay! It’s really unfortunate that your team was the only one in CFB that dealt with injuries / bad calls this year. True shame! Enjoy your NCAA 25 dynasty playoff run.

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

@turtle_crusher_ But it wasn’t, ergo you snuck it out. Got any more hypotheticals up your sleeve? Maybe you guys can go on a run next year and pick which pop tart gets toasted!

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

@turtle_crusher_ This is not the tree you want to bark up my guy. A season isn’t defined by one week. Completely counterfactual argument. And I don’t know why you keep bringing up week 12 SC anyway, when they looked okay at best and had to truly sneak one out against a lackluster Clemson team

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

@turtle_crusher_ South Carolina lost to Illinois.

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

or that the Cavs aren’t the ‘15-‘16 NBA champions just because the Warriors had the most wins in the regular season. Someone take the microphone away from this communist for good before he tries to corrupt our youths any more

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

Don’t usually do this, but feeling a responsibility to come at @Chip_Patterson for arguably the worst take in the history of sports media. Equivalent of trying to argue that the Giants didn’t win Super Bowl XLII because the Patriots had an undefeated regular season

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

@carminelaguz217 The courtesy flush(es) is (are) always appreciated

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

Circling back here.

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SMM when a bene gesserit queen tell them to put they hand in that freaky ole box

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

Mike Tyson lookin like a walking silver alert entering the ring. Anyone else barking at these ring girls? #CTESPN

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🚨Breaking News🚨
In exchange for 3 hours and 44 minutes of his life sent into the ether, Scrooge McMeme has acquired 26.2 units of head, 1 free scoop of Salt & Straw (must present marathon bib), and a conditional 5th round pick.

Post Trade Analysis: Probably not worth it

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

Pretty messed up IMO that all these spectators keep yelling at SMM to “dig deep” when he’s clearly a duck. How is he supposed to dig anywhere without hands

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It’s been a minute but Scrooge is back to his old ways running in the New York City Marathon today. Pretty sure he’s just doing it for the head at the end

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

Official statement from Scrooge McMeme on the eve of the Los Angeles marathon: “I don’t think I could run a single mile unless I was guaranteed head at the end”

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@saltandstraw

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Kirk Cousins step on my throat challenge

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United Service Center at SFO looking like King’s Landing when Aemond Targaryen closed the gates on the peasants. Where’s Queen Alicent when we need her

[Scrooge McMeme @honkshoomememe]

Whoever this guy is sounds chill af

[Seymour Buttz @Delaphino69]

“My men’s league softball mitt is the one right next to the Dead hoodie”