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[St. Broseph @St_Brosephs]

Sir, the parents of Aditya Prabhu, a Bengaluru student who died by suicide in 2023 after his own professors told him to kill himself, called your office EVERY SINGLE DAY for SIX MONTHS just to get an appointment to expose the college's misconduct.

You didn't give them those five minutes. Their cries went unheard. I have witnessed years of agony that they've lived through since then.

Because of your apathy, three more students died by suicide at the same "University" that year. The chargesheeted accused still show up to that campus every morning and teach. You did nothing. You are still doing nothing.

This rage was not built in a day. It was built by your silence while children were dying. This has nothing to do with any political party, so please don't make it about politics.

Do the right thing for once and pave the way for someone who is more competent and is actually interested in running the Education Ministry properly.

It's the only thing anyone wants from you anymore 🙏

[Nisha Patel, MD MS, Dipl of ABOM, CCMS @DrPlantel]

Some of these bro longevity protocols crack me up because they would never survive motherhood.

“Wake up at 4:00 AM.”

“Take 47 supplements.”

“Spend 2 hours optimizing.”

Dude… there are women out here eating their breakfast cold while holding a baby and answering rapid fire questions from a toddler.

And I guarantee there is a woman somewhere picking up the slack, childcare, cooking, scheduling, cleaning, emotional labor, just so someone else can spend hours optimizing themselves.

Not everyone has the same 24 hours. And pretending otherwise is ridiculous.

[Gregor Shamsa @gulaab_ali_]

He read out the most famous whatsapp forward. Leena Nair (Chanel)is a British citizen. Sundar Pichai (Alphabet),Satya Nadella (Microsoft), Arvind Krishna(IBM), Shantanu Narayen (Adobe), Nikesh Arora (Palo Alto) are naturalised American citizens. Vasant Narasimhan (Novartis) is American by birth.
Had they remained Indian citizens, they would likely be teaching in some mid college, ranting on twitter about poor construction quality in their Greater Noida(W) flats, or discussing which air purifier to buy to survive the next smoke season provided they were not swallowed by a manhole or open pond

[Dr.B.Karthik Navayan @Navayan]

Sudha Murty’s Patriotism Now Available in Two-Tier

Tier 1 (for the plebs):
One cotton saree, one steel tumbler, one mandatory Vande Mataram ringtone.
Price: Your lungs, your tears, your 70-hour workweek.
Bonus: Feel proud while your child studies under a tree and your village drinks sewage.

Tier 2 (for Akshata & friends):
One British passport-shaped loophole (OCI card, non-dom tax status, Downing Street annexe). Price: £690 million in Infosys dividends, zero rupees in Indian tax on foreign income until the newspapers scream.
Bonus: Sing Vande Mataram at London Diwali parties, then fly business class back to a country you only visit for photo-ops and tax benefits.

[Dushyant Arora @atti_cus]

Congratulations India, keep worshipping your government.

[Arindam Majumder @ari_maj]

Under Vijay Gopalan as the CFO, then Air Asia India CEO used company's money to invest in his own tennis team among other sundry personal expenditures

Sir please sit down🙏

[Dee🍇 @deebayleaf]

In many Indian households, men and in-laws don’t even allow women to use modern utensils and appliances such as microwaves or dishwashers. They expect women to do all the chores and discourage house help from working in the kitchen.
The general idea of Indian society is to keep women occupied with household chores as much as possible and ensure they have no time for themselves. Sadly, this is hailed as culture.

[𝖢𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖺 @catale7a]

Sanatanis rank No.1 in this, ft. Rig Veda 😹

[SANJAY HEGDE @sanjayuvacha]

Wonder why no marsheets of the 1978 batch of DU surface like this.

[Tarun Gautam @TARUNspeakss]

This man is the reason why a Gujarati won't be celebrating Chhath, in a newly built pond filled with Bisleri water, in front of 50 cameras.

Shame on you @Saurabh_MLAgk bhai.

[Shivam Bhotika @shivambhotika]

MBA folks (ISB guys i'm talking to you) please stop making your bschool your whole personality. Please.

[peeleraja @peeleraja]

When i was younger, bigotry and corruption were rampant in India, just like it is today.

But bigotry was largely unfashionable and suppressed to private circles, while corruption was frowned upon and condemned.

Today, it is fashionable to voice your bigotry publicly, and corruption too is aspirational.

There is no redemption from this.

[Muralidharan Gopal @muralitwit]

Modi’s Legacy: Unemployment.

Nehru’s Legacy: IITs.

[Komal @Komal_Indian]

Arvind Kejriwal told you exactly how Modi thinks...

May 2024: "I won't resign because it will set a precedent and give the BJP-led Central government a free hand to target opposition chief ministers. And this is very dangerous for democracy"

[Mohit Chauhan @mohitlaws]

You can't have a second Nehru.

We had nothing back then, the entire budget of India was just ₹500 crores.

Those who can't do even a single press conference criticize Nehru who used to sit in the Parliament during every single session.

—Maj Gen C.S Dhawan (Retired)

[Dr Nimo Yadav 2.0 @DrNimoYadav]

We are 4th largest economy still 99% indians can’t afford 2.33 lakhs glasses.

But our Honest CEC is wearing 2.33 lakhs Glasses 🤑

[Aakar Patel @Aakar__Patel]

sucking up to xi after getting kicked in the teeth by trum after sucking up to trum after getting kicked in the teeth by xi was the v good move imo

[Ray Stings @Purba_Ray]

Any state that consistently rejects BJP gets a movie made about them

[Jawaharlal Nehru (Satire) @The_Nehru]

Obviously I am responsible! 😭

[Congress Kerala @INCKerala]

Dey Fraud,

Your photoshop is really good, except for one mistake. The National Capital Territory of Delhi (NCT) was constituted by the 69th Constitutional Amendment Act of 1991. It was Union Territory of Delhi in 1980.

Ask your paw paw nrndrmdi to give a better idea.