guy gardner

my job can be stressful sometimes but at least it pays super bad and the hours are also super bad ( admin: @clownboytoy )

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

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[twilight @MysDollArt]

what do we think chat . is crane pretty. say yes 🫵

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

@MysDollArt // first of all: AWOOOOOOOGA !!!!! JOLENE !!!!!!

second of all: self-indulgent fan baby of guylene/guycrow

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

@MADKN0WLEDGE obviously. i didn't get this ring 'cause i'm a pussy. i got this ring 'cause i got a fuck ton of willpower ta persevere even in the worst of conditions. an' that means i give up when i'm dead.

so yeah, sure, cut my arms. only way ya can beat me is by disablin' me, makes sense.

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

everyone looooves actin' cocky by sayin' that i'm nothin' without my ring. oh, if they only knew.

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

// "guy would be mean to a kid once the kid gets annoying" HE WAS A COACH FOR DISABLED KIDS !!!! HE WOULD LOVE THEM EVEN WHEN THEY'RE DIFFICULT TO HANDLE BC HE ALWAYS HAS !!!!!

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

YA HEARD IT HERE, FOLKS !!!!

[Beau @kordebeau]

@honorlanternguy Green lantern more like Best Lantern

[Beau @kordebeau]

@honorlanternguy Green lantern more like Best Lantern

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

i may hate everyone, but ya can never make me hate kids.

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

@Adeal3rsduel_ @MADKN0WLEDGE yeah? i like ya too. don't worry, i got yer back. let's kick this stinky bastard's ass.

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

@MADKN0WLEDGE i ain't comparin' ya ta the outer bein's, einstein. i am givin' ya references since yer askin' these dumb questions. use yer brain.

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

@Adeal3rsduel_ @MADKN0WLEDGE is this guy botherin' ya, kid? let's kill 'im.

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

@Adeal3rsduel_ i promise i'm the only ginger who makes it work now stop clownin' me

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

really? then i'll coach ya myself since yer coach clearly don't know squat. don't worry, kid, i got ya.

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

cw // blood, mention of abuse

// top 3 hottest things guy has done was beat arkillo without a ring

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

@L0RD0FDESPAIR ( he doesn't find it embarrassing at all. in fact, he's grinning over the idea. the scarecrow is a romantic, who would have thought? )

then maybe ya should ask me out properly so we can do 'em all.

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

........ uh, yeah ??

yeah, i can get pregnant. i don't really know why yer askin' that, but what the hell sure.

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

@MADKN0WLEDGE awwww, an' who is the grown ass man who is gettin' blackmailed by a child? NOT ME!!!!!

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

@MADKN0WLEDGE OH MY GODDDD BEIN' BLACKMAILED BY A KID THAT'S RICH

[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

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[guy gardner @honorlanternguy]

this is mundane amongst yer kind? ya guys must be real fruits then.

[XEASE AND DESIST. @XEYESXHALBERD]

My hair style is nothing of the sort! If anything it’s quite mundane for fae.