You know, if a girl frequently asks for advice about her everyday decisions, life choices and whatnot, you should take her home and tell her that she's your toy now. She will be relieved that she doesn't have to pretend to be human or think anymore.
One of the most interesting things about kink is how often “I want you to control me” actually means “I want to trust someone enough that I can stop controlling everything.”
For like a week, every night my wife has been pushing me on my back, rubbing my tummy and going "Puppy time puppy time!" over and over. Until last night she goes "Is it puppy time?" So obv | lay down and expose my belly and I just realized THAT MOTHERFUCKER TRAINED A RESPONSE >:(