I Asked My Wife for Sex Every Morning Before Work. By Thursday, She Was Avoiding Me.
I thought I had discovered the secret to a perfect marriage.
Whenever my wife and I made love before she left for work, I felt happier, more relaxed, and unusually confident throughout the day. Even the worst meetings seemed easier to handle.
So I decided to make it a daily routine.
I didn't realise that what started as a playful request would soon make my wife dread hearing the alarm.
One night, while we were lying in bed after dinner, I turned toward her.
Me: โI've noticed something.โ
Wife: โWhat now?โ
Me: โWhenever we have sex in the morning, my whole day feels lighter. I get to work in a better mood, I'm less stressed, and even traffic doesn't annoy me as much.โ
She laughed.
Wife: โSo?โ
Me: โSo I want us to do it every morning.โ
She lifted her head from the pillow.
Wife: โEvery morning?โ
Me: โEvery single morning.โ
Wife: โYou're joking.โ
I kissed her shoulder.
Me: โI'm serious. Why are you looking at me like I've just asked you to run a marathon?โ
She shook her head, smiling.
Wife: โBaby, do you understand what you're asking? I have to wake up early, shower, get dressed, prepare breakfast, and deal with traffic. You want to add another activity to my morning routine?โ
Me: โYou're my wife. Who else am I supposed to ask?โ
She laughed again.
Wife: โI thought marriage was supposed to give me some peace.โ
Me: โThis is peace. You'll leave the house happier, and I'll have a good day.โ
She gave me a suspicious look.
Wife: โAnd what happens when I'm tired?โ
I grinned.
Me: โThen I'll have to be very convincing.โ
She hit my arm with a pillow.
Wife: โYou better learn to take no for an answer.โ
We eventually negotiated like two people settling a workplace agreement. I wanted five mornings a week. She offered two. After plenty of teasing, we settled on four, with weekends off so she could โrecover.โ
At the time, I thought I'd struck an excellent deal.
Monday morning was wonderful. We woke up a little earlier, shared some intimacy, showered, and had breakfast together. She left for work smiling, and I spent the entire morning feeling like the luckiest husband alive.
Tuesday was just as good.
By Wednesday, however, I began noticing small changes.
She started setting her alarm earlier. Sometimes she'd remain under the shower longer than usual. One morning, she said her back was hurting. Another morning, she simply rolled over and pulled the blanket over her head.
I tried to joke about our agreement.
Me: โMadam, I believe we have a commitment.โ
She opened one eye.
Wife: โAnd I believe I need another hour of sleep.โ
I laughed, but I could tell she wasn't enjoying the routine as much as I was.
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