sam

[megan @chismosavirus]

now that i have a man i understand her idk

[≧∀≦ @laeswrld]

the urge to fuck him when he starts rambling about nerdy shit i don’t understand

[alanis ☾ @h3avensentt_]

when your friend talks shit abt her ex and gets back w him the next day

[kie @criminalplaza]

just threw up a little

[Cameron Bradford @camerobradford]

I'm basically the opposite of a pedophile. I HATE having sex with kids

[☁️CloudFather☁️ @trav_allen]

Handing my vape to the homie before they even ask

[female kendall roy @saoirceronan]

fleabag nation rise

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Me and the girlies facetiming the morning after a bender

[big ceo @korysverse]

me watching gwen fall in amazing spider-man 2

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

If we date ima bite you idc

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

my bestie and i:

[juni @wtfffjuni]

i don’t give a fuck (my anxiety is through the roof)

[🍉 @tasmiyah___]

girls find 3 best friends in school and decide that’s enough for the rest of their lives

[indie @INDIEWASHERE]

not to get political but a man has to be a little ugly to be truly hot

[Get em banned. @wyettsworld]

That Daphne & Velma ass “something’s on fire” 😭😭

[d✮isy @toohighforthiis]

my wedding cake gon be an edible and i’m not warning anyone