thank god for scalpers <3
without you, i never would’ve experienced the thrill of showing up to a store 30 minutes after opening and seeing nothing but empty shelves and one lonely battle deck nobody wants. truly magical.
thank you for teaching kids valuable life lessons too, like:
“no, sweetie, you can’t get the etb because a grown man named steven bought 50 of them.”
“MSRP is just a myth.”
“bots are faster than love.”
and honestly, who needs the excitement of opening packs when you can enjoy the even greater excitement of paying 3x retail in a facebook marketplace parking lot deal?
your dedication is unmatched. waking up at 5 am. clearing costco pallets like it’s a military operation. pushing around a walmart cart full of product saying “bro i’m just collecting.” inspirational.
the pokémon community simply wouldn’t be the same without you turning every release into the hunger games. 🤍