Clit Eastwood

choosy lover, le nègre des nègres, multidisciplinary artist, Sous Chef @ some cool important place || @hidingnsunlight w/@phaesoleil

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

So much coke, he had to get the baking soda from Costco

[GENO @genospsychosis]

He could barely tolerate Grace marrying a Baptist why tf did Louis and Grace think it was a good idea to introduce Louis’s new bisexual white Satan boyfriend

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

i take breath: the opposite of Primatene mist

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

ain’t enough niggas praying i fail for it to happen

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

i was a liar as a kid so now i’m honest as fuck

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

if they told me missing two days of meds would lead to ideation this bad, i wouldn’t have done it, maybe

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

Amora was mad funny cus that man big dawg’d you twice and you was still saying “couldn’t have been me” about Melanie lol

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

that lil fake seat on the A train is not for multiple people!!

If i’m leaning on it, why would you get mad if i ask you if you wanna sit on my lap when you also try to lean on it/me

[꙳•✡︎ @CELLPHONECRYING]

ate a plate of sausages then went to go see the boss 💔

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

in harlem and some nigga in a suit think my belly being out mean i don’t tote.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

"I hope you kIll all them niggas" is the same thing he told his best friend benjamin netanyahu

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

i
wanna go
home

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rats just gallop on the platform on west 4th like wild horses

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I don't find solace in alcohol but it keeps me warm.

[Zach’Dib @zmullis]

This is from an episode where Elaine was supposed to be the new George and THIS is meant to be her looking haggard.

[franny @maculvein]

thinking you could improve this is an unforgivable act of hubris

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

had him blocked and i’m blocking you too pussy

[less than wiggs @llarkelly]

@thotzekage @deallenscomet @Son_ImSleep That’s most ppl on this. Block over some shit that literally isn’t that serious so you can’t even remember what it was😂 i keep telling ppl that be showing how childish yall is ppl be thinking blocking is mature shit but if you can’t even remember what made you mad it wasn’t deep

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

s/o Malik Yoba getting in a car accident so Janet can meet Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

Tyler Perry really did Janet Jackson dirty in Why Did I get Married Too? (horrible name for the sequel btw)

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

big daddy kenzie be running through these niggas, of course she agree

[Clit Eastwood @hoochiehugga]

Kenzie agreeing with Zach is hilarious lol Kayda being a dummy