Kim Hood

Be yourself: no one can ever tell you you're doing it wrong. -James Leo Herlihy

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

My dog has been watching Lord of the Rings while my daughter has been watching it. He is now repeatedly trying to get second meals and elevensies. He thinks he’s a hobbit.

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

Best thing about leftover sangria is . . . Leftover sangria!!

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

Watching “The Time Traveler’s Wife” is bringing back all the feelings I had while reading the book. It’s one of those books that affects you to the core.

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

There is no way I could let this hang in the house without doing this at Christmas. If I only had a red nose for him!

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

Any tips on how to look excited about your husband’s mounted deer head being delivered to your house?? Asking for a friend...

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

@emilyhpaige @sarah_rmitchell I am a little late to this game, but I have a name for your podcast: the Bellinger Bitches. Do I get a kickback for coming up with the name??

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

@emilyhpaige I LOVE YOU!!!!!!

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

Ah, the times when your daughter FaceTimes you on accident while on a date. Already in bed, no makeup, not the way I’d want anyone to meet me. Guess I didn’t have to say no filter. Hope I didn’t look too scary!

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

@emilyhpaige Who let you in there?! LOL!!!!!

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

@emilyhpaige Welcome to my world…

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

How to get the perfect smoky eye look: go to sleep without removing all of your mascara. Follow me for more makeup tips!

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

@emilyhpaige LOL!!!!! Poor Chester.

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

@emilyhpaige What? Like it’s hard??

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

My brain at 3pm: it’s ok to drink a coke this late in the day...
My brain at 2am: you should have known better...

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

Is it a bad sign when you are typing a word on your phone that begins with “ma” and your autocorrect/auto fill suggests margarita? Asking for a friend...

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

Can’t believe how rude @emilyhpaige is! Didn’t even like her own mother’s tweets. Wow... just, wow...

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

It was empty! How un-fortunate!

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

@emilyhpaige It was amazing!! 😋

[Kim Hood @hood09009]

Confirmed: it does make a sound when a tree falls in the forest if someone is around.