Teddy

Mental Health Activist

[Tiara Hoonie🪻 @Tiharaon]

Mnakasirika Gaucho akipewa kazi yet the most learned twitter doctor is hawking pdfs instead of treating patients 😂😂
Huwezi nunua BMW X6 by reading an AI generated pdf on your phone

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

I tend to believe hakunanga “ubeshte” twitter.. Most of your twitter friends will turn on you with slight provocation for a few laughs.. Banter kidogo ushaambiwa vile huwa unaamkia pombe asubuhi kama chai na bibi alikuacha juu husimamishi😂

[LANDLORD🇰🇪 @bozgabi]

Hii upuzi ndio ilifanya Crazy Kennar akakucut off. Wewe hunanga content.

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Na sahizo kuna viombo chafu mahali

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

You are better off riding solo than have "friends" who broadcast your addiction struggles on Twitter. Nothing screams fake like exposing someone's lowest moments unprompted.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Gava imeshindwa kuwanyamazisha ndo maana wanapea that South African billionaire an ultimatum ya kuset up offices in Nairobi within 3 months.

[Andeka @Primeandeka]

Kitu najua hii ya Tatu inaeza mtoa

[Al Mu6rati🇰🇪 @brysonmu6]

Hii Kilifi Town,for the umpteenth time,I would like to say that we date the same 6 women.
Heavy rotation my nigga.
Tunacompete na wenye the big clubs,local politicians na their sychofants.
Kasheshe

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Vile Motorist association wanatweet nikama wamekataa kununua the lies being given to them. Washikilie hivo hivo !

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

YouTubers be like “wake up at 4am and run, that’s alpha!” No, it’s not. Look at apex predators; they’re all lazy. Bears hibernate, lions sleep all day. You know who wakes up at 4am and runs? Squirrels.

[𝐈𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐦𝐚𝐧  @thikapundit]

Unsaid rule : "Never update an illegal app"

[✊🏿 @mutwiriiii]

Kujikomboa in your lowest will make you cold because them niggas you counted on did you bad, walikuzika uko chini making sure you won't rise up but the mustard seed you are uligrow and now you're no longer the people pleaser you once were

[Haky @Haky49501827]

Hizi Nike za sarit center hata ununue,na uambie maboyz ulibuy huko hawawezi amini,hata ukiconvince aje😂😂

[Null @Vhoyde]

"What's have you done for me lately?" That's how women judge a man's quality. That's why a loving husband will still be in competition with men who just want to fuck his wife.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

ruto anashinda akirenovate statehouse as if anakaa huko saana limau...2027 asubuhi mapema atakua ametoka.

[Tristy @tristyterry]

Nashindwa kuchagua between kulipa wifi na kulipa 1k nipewe 1gb daily,,mnisaidie kudecide

[LOCALMAN @Maina_Robert4]

Kuna morio wangu aliacha jaba kazi yake siku hizi nikuhang out na wasichana wenye ata Hawampei kuma ufala tuh

[MMUST @TeacherInocent]

mwanaume ukiwa na pesa talking stage kwako ni kama Ad tu, unaweza Skip ukitaka.

[MÙSAKÙRÙ @musakuru45]

'Bro, ebu kuja hapa kahawa sukari nimeshikwa na kenha,' I drive from Juja and when I get to Sukari nikauliza bois ako wapi, amesema hapa Covo, ngui ya mundu. Heri ningeweka simu flight mode mamaye 😭

[Ja Oyugis yawa! @odzzmusic]

Outside used to cost 1K now it’s 10K😭