🍄Mylo🐝

they/them | hoofcare nerd, LIMA training, eventing and dressage rider, overall opinionated equestrian🐴

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

I accidentally somehow got dorm gel on myself yesterday from a client horse I was working on. And I thought I was dying for a bit. But now many hours later, it lowkey feels like I’m mildly drunk in the most pleasant way imaginable and it’s kinda wild

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

Going out for a smoke in an air quality of 347 is like adding insult to injury to my lungs LMFAO

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@HunterProbss I’ve kept quite a few horses in glue ons in all types of environments with no issues! They’re incredibly reliable when done right

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

Sometimes I just want to find a horse whose owner would let me do a jump lesson on. I miss jumping

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@markhorparkour Oh awesome! I’m going to see her in a few weeks!

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@markhorparkour Ooo which mentor were you working with?

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

I could have bought a new horse with the amount of money I’ve spent on Zoey at the vet this year so far

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

Brought Zoey to the vet yesterday. Was loading her into the trailer, girl flies backwards, hits her head on the roof of the trailer. And apparently she just needed some immediate consequences to her stupidity cause she walked right in after that😭 why are horses like this

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@HorsesAreBetter Thank you to the horse that kicked me in the head, fractured my skull, and now my ears are weird🙂‍↕️

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

I just love when suddenly one of my ears starts ringing and I partially lose my hearing for like 60 seconds. Fuck tinnitus

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@HorsesAreBetter Gosh that’s so scary! Yeah I figure I’m probably fine but weed was horrible for me in so many other ways. So every time something bad happens to someone cause of it, I tell myself it could happen to me so I don’t smoke again lmao

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@clicker_bitch Oof this is so real. There have been so many periods where I’ve survived on smoothies cause everything else is like, gag inducing for some reason.

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

Sometimes I wish I had a job where I could wear cute clothes and put on a little bit of makeup. I rarely have an excuse to wear eyeliner and it’s depressing when I look so good in it😤

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@e38simp For that you can supplement extra copper/zinc for very cheap to even out the mineral ratios in the diet.

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@Charlygotyou I work around horses, I get dirty. I don’t need to be dolled up just to go get covered in dirt. Plus, I look good without it. Would I wear some on a night out? Sure. Still won’t be a full face though cause that’s just excessive to me

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@oopsanotherpony Smart, sounds like I just need an assistant😂😂

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@oopsanotherpony That’s so fast! I think the issue is with Zoey her hoof wall has flares so electrical tape doesn’t hold the tabs flush enough against to wall. So I have to do the accelerator and superglue then hold down the tab till it’s set individually for all of the tabs. Tedious asf.

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@oopsanotherpony I think it’s just cause I’ve been doing acrylic for so long now that superglue takes so much more time for me and I’m like, no I’m not doing this lmao. A pair of fronts with superglue plus trimming all 4 feet takes me like 2 hrs it’s stupid. I can do the same with acrylic in 1 hr

[🍄Mylo🐝 @hoof_hoe]

@oopsanotherpony Superglue in general makes me want to kms. Cannot imagine doing it on hinds unless it was a horse who stood like an angel