Hoof And Trunk

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@blakewinder @JamesGunn Lol like size = strength when it comes to super powers, especially of the cosmic sort. Imagine how big Silver Surfer would be if his size matched his power and strength. What a dumb comment.

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@GIsrael144 @nypost Okay, so then get vaccinated if the job is that important to you. Unless you have medical reasons there is no excuse as a medical worker. Either you take the job seriously or you don't.

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@kimberlycongdon Yeah? I'll take that challenge. Oh, wait. I'm neither of those things.

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@kimberlycongdon I can't tell if I really want a girlfriend or if I just want to feel like I want to single instead of just actually being it.

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@ThaLearningCurv Dude! That's some great progress! Glad to see you're constantly improving. These look great!

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@KaylaChowShow Just put it under your tongue, you don't have to swallow it.

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@BernieSanders Just gonna put this video of me saying fvck trvmp here

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All of a sudden Mitch McConnell and Senate Republicans are worried that someone in America might get a $2,000 check "who doesn't need it."

Funny. They had no problem giving a $1.4 billion tax break to Charles Koch and his family with a net worth of $113 billion. What hypocrisy!

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@MrLeonardKim Take some benadryl just in case it's an allergic reaction

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Millions are left waiting for Trump to rise to the occasion, as he disappoints everyone with his inability to perform under pressure. https://t.co/oYZBWPCx5T

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#ILikeBernie... I also like the TurboGrafx16 but I'm a sucker for superior underdogs that don't get they the respect they deserve.

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Love...
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@JimKilbane She's doing the lord's work

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@kristysf Fuck cancer with a sideways ballpeen hammer and then use the hammer to bash its face in.

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Insult him to your heart's content! It is illegal for the big cheese to block you on Twitter, so now is the time to let it all out! https://t.co/QAKI1CXzf5 via @hoofandtrunk

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Was it really divine intervention that took down Facebook and Instagram photos for one whole day? This priest seems to think so. https://t.co/bp980EXOm6

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The CDC confirmed today that fish/human hybrids do not exist, but what will that do to our poor, confused children? https://t.co/YgmJoqIvLv #littlemermaid

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@Van_Nguyen_CA @kimberlycongdon I mean, the rest of Puerto Rico's country has power, though.

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I don't think I get enough credit for being fake news.

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@xlnaudio UHHHHHHHHHHHHH I wish I had seen this!