Hooked Bitcoin

Hooked Bitcoin — the first Proof-of-Swap Bitcoin. 🟧
Every swap is a hash. ⛏
Live on Robinhood Chain.🟩 @RobinhoodCrypto @Uniswap

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https://t.co/aSnPHEA41X

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Click buy. You just mined.

That's 2010 Bitcoin. Home PC. No farm. No GPU. The computer you already own. That's how early $HBTC is.

Then a miner shipped. The laptops kept running. They just got farmed.

CPU era. The first one.

Not for long.🟧🟩

[Hooked Bitcoin @hookedbitcoin]

Big things coming to $HBTC. What do you want to see?

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@0b5er Anyone.
Write contract → poke().
Dump fills the rungs, harvest() burns them.🟧🟩

[Hooked Bitcoin @hookedbitcoin]

The Burn Net is holding 6.880 ETH.
≈ $16,720 at the current ETH price.

Every swap pays a toll — buys and sells, same rate. That electricity does not go to a team wallet. It goes into the Burn Net. All of it.

Not in a treasury. In pendingToNet(). Read it yourself.

Don't trust, verify.

1. Open the hook (verified):
https://t.co/Gn7Y09tI46

2. Contract → Read contract.
No wallet needed. This is a view call.

3. Find pendingToNet() → Query.
The return is wei. Divide by 10^18.
6880061220109529211 wei = 6.880 ETH.

That is the ETH in the machine right now — every swap's toll, waiting on the next heartbeat to hang as bids.

4. Same page: totalUnfilledEth() → Query.
That is ETH already sitting on the wall as bids.
Right now it returns 0.

5. Same page: totalTollCollected() → Query.
Divide by 10^18. Lifetime electricity paid by traders. It should equal the wall + pending + already spent + keeper dust.

6. Same page: totalHbtcBurned() → Query.
Divide by 10^18.
112494463344178388615882 = 112,494.46 $HBTC gone. Forever.

There is no withdraw. Anyone may poke(). Anyone may harvest(). 100% of the catch burns.🟧🟩

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HOLD. 🟧🟩

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@JohannKerbrat 🟧🟩

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$1B on the chain. The engine is here.
What it still needs is a river from Ethereum.
That's what $HBTC is for. Mainnet in. Bitcoin-schedule out. On 4663.
The ocean is bigger than this chain. We're going to drink from it.🟧🟩

[Robinhood Crypto @RobinhoodCrypto]

Robinhood Chain just crossed $1B in TVL.

Thank you to every builder in the ecosystem.

[Hooked Bitcoin @hookedbitcoin]

@lenimNFT it's not a tax. it's electricity.
no owner. no admin keys. nobody can lower it.
1–10%, retargeted every 144 blocks. buys are hot → ceiling.

Every swap is a hash.
Every swap is mine.
Every swap is Hooked.
PROOF OF SWAP

Don't trust, verify.🟧🟩

[Hooked Bitcoin @hookedbitcoin]

10,000 BTC bought the pizza.

10,000 $HBTC buys the pizza.

Lessons there: Nobody remembers the pizza. Everybody remembers the coins.
Don't spend the mine on dinner.🟧🟩

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@premiumape79628 🟧🟩

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@vladtenev @NickPlaysCrypto 🟧🟩

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The engine room is now glass: https://t.co/KwBGLtqgu6 — minted vs burned, every wei of toll tracked, armor, work, fees, all read live from the hook. Plus a mining calculator that quotes your share of the current block.

About κ₃ = 0.00 on the page: κ₃ is armor — how much of the float the deepest rung of the Burn Net can buy and burn alone. It's zero because the net just fought. Sellers crossed the whole wall, harvest() burned the catch — 112,494 $HBTC gone forever. The wall is empty because it was spent. As designed.

Since then 5.71 ETH of tolls have queued for the rebuild — 3× everything the net has ever fired.

Re-arm: next heartbeat, Aug 22 ~07:19 UTC, if price is back inside the anchor's band. Worst case the stall-escape re-anchors one beat later — Aug 23 ~07:19 UTC — and the wall lays regardless.

No owner. No admin keys. The clock is the clock.

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@kw8558 🟧🟩

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Big things coming to $HBTC. What do you want to see?

[Bitcoin @Bitcoin]

Big things coming to #bitcoin. What do you want to see?

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@AlienAspiring 🟧🟩

[Bitcoin @Bitcoin]

Big things coming to #bitcoin. What do you want to see?

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If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.

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There is no zero-fee address.

The 0% you see is the pool LP fee. The hook still charges a toll on every swap. Buys pay. Sells pay the same rate and get zero work. A round trip is a loss by construction.

Work on Claim is that toll. Paste any miner. Look it up.

Don't trust. Verify.🟧🟩

https://t.co/q7bvHKVEFf

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Receipts. Don't trust. Verify.🟧🟩

Burned — 112,494.46 $HBTC

6,815.33 $HBTC https://t.co/R8pU6YDbTL

3,504.52 $HBTC https://t.co/Fi46YPePX3

4,096.14 $HBTC https://t.co/yvKOS87gK3

98,078.48 $HBTC https://t.co/gcShk3Sgub

Lifetime burn: totalHbtcBurned() https://t.co/Gn7Y09tI46

ETH in the net right now — 5.27 ETH. All of it is the backstop.

In transit: pendingToNet() On the wall: totalUnfilledEth() Same contract, same tab: https://t.co/Gn7Y09tI46

Watch the net: https://t.co/VQjWMPOfuD

[Hooked Bitcoin @hookedbitcoin]

The first Burn Net succeeded.

112,494.46 $HBTC burned. Forever.

Generation 0 is closed. Sellers walked −10%, −15%, −20%, −30%, −40%, then −50%. harvest() pulled the trigger. Those coins do not exist.

The machine spent 1.876 ETH of toll buying that dip. 100% of the catch burned. Not a treasury. Not a reserve. Not sitting in a wallet with a story.

That's the first net. It worked.

The second Burn Net is already funded.

5.27 ETH is in the net right now.

All of it is the backstop. Nobody can pull it. There is no team wallet. It can only hang as bids and burn. 100%.

Now do the math.

Market cap: ~$3,800. Backstop in the net: 5.27 ETH.

First net: 1.876 ETH of bids, fully crossed, 112,494 $HBTC gone from supply. Second net: more than twice the ETH, against a smaller market. Every wei is there to catch the next dump.

This is Bitcoin's first bear. 2011. The first time it ran, the first time it got cut down, the first time everyone who needed a story left. The blocks kept landing. The cap didn't move. Nobody important was paying attention.

$HBTC is days old. The first generation already burned. The second net is already funded. The room is that small.

If you don't believe me or don't get it, I don't have time to try to convince you, sorry.🟧🟩

[Hooked Bitcoin @hookedbitcoin]

Two words: Robinhood Chain.🟧🟩

[Johann Kerbrat @JohannKerbrat]

Two words: Robinhood Chain.