Philip Payton

Dad. Music. Sports. Beer.

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@realDonaldTrump in that interview looks like a cross between a @Walmart rotisserie chicken and a claymation figurine from @MTVs celebrity death match from the 90s.

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@LewisCapaldi I fucking love you. That’s all.

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@TonyHinchcliffe won the night. #roastoftombrady

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Bill Belichick is fucking wonderful. #roasoftombrady

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Dejean has better measurables than Arnold. It’s hilarious to watch these guys talk about they aren’t worried about Arnold’s speed…. #NFLDraft

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If #iowafootball were a facial expression. #Hawkeyes

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I hate to see talented guys like Nick Chubb suffer career altering injuries while guys like Deshaun Watson get to still be alive. #MondayNightFootball #CLEvsPIT

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The magic of Messi. What a fun match. #InterMiamiCF

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@tomsegura started wrestling?! Wild.

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I (like literally everyone) believe the @nuggets will win this series in 6 or less. HOWEVER, if the @MiamiHEAT find a way…. Nobody in sports media is allowed any credibility ever again. #NBA #NBAFinals

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@getnickwright I want to know what makes you think this will go even? I ask that with genuine curiosity and no sarcasm. I love the Lakers but they absolutely look outmatched. Can they win? Yes. Nothing from games 1 and 2 says they will.

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@getnickwright Casually saying Lebron is the only reason this team is winning this game is also a problem. He’s been great tonight. He isn’t the only reason they’re winning.

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@EasonBreezy I’ve got zero skin in the game. Hand underneath, knee in, doesn’t lose control. What more needs to happen?

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The @NFL is too good right now. @NBA fans have fun talking about cross generational teams & who would be better. EX: 96 Bulls, 01 Lakers, 16 Warriors… You never see that in the NFL because both teams playing right now would handle every team from 20+ years ago. #Bills #Dolphins

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Death, taxes, and @TomBrady finding a white guy over the middle. #Bucs #49ers

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@arielhelwani Is the best in the biz. I didn’t believe a minute of his commentary tonight. Get that check, but fuck. #paulvssilva

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The highlight of being a @HawkeyeFootball this year has been listening to @LeBatardShow shit on the program. What’s normally an 8+ win season swimming in mediocrity; is now just a flatly abysmal team. I’m glad they’re getting the national recognition they deserve.

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@LeBatardShow Catching up and on Monday’s show. For the double bird name consideration I present… Robin Pecknold.

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This weekend I watched all of #UmbrellaAcademyS3, finished #StrangerThings, and the new ep. of #TheBoys. We’re too spoiled right now with all the wonderful streaming content available.