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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

@Chase's customer service for its ultimate rewards program for the SAPPHIRE RESERVE CARD is disgraceful - I received the wrong item & been trying to return it for months. I can't get my points back. Can't believe this is how they treat their customers. @ChaseSupport

[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

@Chase's customer service for its ultimate rewards program for the SAPPHIRE RESERVE CARD is disgraceful - I received the wrong item and they refuse to let me return it. Aka I can't get my points back. Can't believe this is how they treat their customers. @ChaseSupport

[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

This means more to you
than to me: is it my fault
you keep seeing me?

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

I closed my eyes and
saw you and me, a past life -
a future untapped.

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

We’ve been there . . . maybe too many times.

Workout together?
Museum? Dinner? Picnic? Bike?
He’s moving . . . next month.

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

There’s a difference.

Fine, I will admit:
he took up mental space, but
only to plan sex.

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

Be vulnerable. Be smart.

You taught me the best
lesson: guys will say what they want -
do not fall for it.

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

Five feet, nine inches;
brown eyes, brown hair and tan skin:
six tequila shots.

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

Why am I alone?
Oh, I live with my parents.
Virgin, once again.

We’ve all be there … (especially during this pandemic).

.

But remember, you can always sleep out 😉

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

Let’s be kinder to ourselves, dating’s hard enough.

We must stop judging
our actions, feelings, thoughts, prayers - wasted energy.

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

That trunk space though
.
we love @jeep 😘

My heart raced today -
thinking about you last night.
Fucked me in your Jeep.

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

She need no man … although a sexy one would be nice.

Her birthday party
downtown, with all her best friends.
Cheers, watch that lime fall.

[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

Sorry, what’s your name again?

I can’t remember
if this happened with you or
him or him or him . . .

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

Why are we obsessed
with instant love and lame sex -
it is so boring.

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[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

Why do men think I
would want to do a workout
class on a first date?

[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

Also, our hearts should race because you’re awesome, not because we’re about to PTFO from burpees.

[The Hookup Haikus TM @hookuphaikusthe]

My flirting style
is a combo of insults,
jokes and sarcasm.

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