Swarley

unserious

[Swarley @hookuphater]

U mean you’re going to therapy twice

[dani🥛 @hotsexyf4g]

canceled my therapy appointment on monday to hangout with my ex

[Swarley @hookuphater]

This is exactly the message you get in ur dreams right before you wake up

[Swarley @hookuphater]

When chopped shyt into you so yk the tens are now forbidden

[Rui Costa do Azeite @rcostadoazeite]

Ronaldo a chegar ao jato privado e perceber que tem de ir a viagem toda sentado no banco:

[Swarley @hookuphater]

Always go for someone you like because the bitch you lower your standards for will do you worse

[Swarley @hookuphater]

@sweetiejustdont

[Swarley @hookuphater]

It’s over

[Swarley @hookuphater]

حرام شرعًا

[A. @Amera_samir21]

هو ابلكيشن ثاندر دا يستاهل اجرب فيه ولا حرام ولا ايه دنيته لو حد يعرف يقولي

[Swarley @hookuphater]

البورصة المصرية زنت معايا

[Swarley @hookuphater]

كإنها بتتكلم عني

[بشاير الخير ان شاء الله🐰 @Bushi__]

فيه رجالة -استغفر الله يعني- شايفين انهم top tier men عشان:
١-طويل
٢-معاه فلوس
فقط لا غير.
It’s important to not give that man a chance.
شكرا.

[Swarley @hookuphater]

How to convince Mom to eat what we ordered and not eat whatever the fuck in the fridge

[Swarley @hookuphater]

@tervisscoot It gets better with the second rewatch

[Swarley @hookuphater]

Niggas be converting to Islam just to say Wallahi

[Swarley @hookuphater]

@Coquettegirl69 @saintlunaa Hi, that’s me and I wasn’t joking.

[Swarley @hookuphater]

When a bitch dissing my homeboy so i lowkey take her side

[Swarley @hookuphater]

انا وحشتني حاجة بكرهها ياعمي

[Swarley @hookuphater]

I’m 23 and it’s all true. It’s over.

[aria @rnostardently]

"worst age you can be is 23" "life is over at 23" "spark in your eyes die at 23" this mass psychosis has to end. i say this with love and concern. you will all be fine.

[Swarley @hookuphater]

I hate people who like the most wholesome reels ever but you know exactly how horrible they are

[Swarley @hookuphater]

@clavicular Gambling (Maysir): You risk money primarily on chance, with one party’s gain coming directly from another’s loss. It is haram.

Investing is putting money into a real asset or business, sharing in its risks and profits. investing can be halal if it avoids riba.

[Swarley @hookuphater]

My only ex is the love of my life after she dies.