Shamz

[Max Berlinger @Berlinger]

they let me write about "politics" https://t.co/FY43j0kgLS

[jannat @mistsksj]

way too into the midterm elections for someone who's sitting in toronto ontario rn

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the intimacy of having a good conversation with a stranger and not exchanging any contact info.

[𝑨𝒚𝒊𝒌𝒊✯ @BhadRx]

Nobody talks about how long you can walk if you are lowkey mentally Insane.

[maya @mayapo1ogies]

just drove my chevy all the way to the levy. you’re not gonna fucking believe this.

[ritwik @IndieKnopfler]

Imran Khan ne aaj saabit kardiya ki voh inhi ka beta hai.

[sad we @sadhvinarula]

Overconsumption ka shikar kaise na banu? Har insta ad wala product cute lagta hai

[himanshu. 🪔 @hihehimanshu]

hyrox is just takeshi's castle for people going through midlife crisis

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I love how Outlook deletes meeting emails the moment I hit accept. It’s a genius idea, because obviously I’ll never need the agenda, Zoom link, meeting details, or literally anything else from that email again. Truly incredible software.

[Austin Bechtold @AustinRBechtold]

I will always miss the click clack floors at the Pittsburgh airport

[MLB @MLB]

The Hindi call of Kyle Schwarber’s walk-off homer is electric ⚡️

[♡ @ArtCelineLove]

I've already given it my all this week and it's only Tuesday.

[Tamanna @cupoftams]

Meghna in Jaane Tu Ya Jaane Na

[Shubham2.0 @bhav_paaji]

Me when I sing both the parts of chiggy wiggy

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m NOT emotionally prepared to log back onto the darkest corners of the internet tomorrow (Teams, Outlook, and Excel).

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[Kirby Carlisle @2010brianwilson]

At a certain age, sleeping in past noon on the weekend should be considered a bad thing

[“paula” @paularambles]

i feel like we’re trying to change what an “over easy” egg is. the whites should always be fully cooked. i should not have to order an “over medium” to get that.

[Sohel. @SohelVkf]

Imtiaz Ali, Irshad Kamil and Mohit Chauhan were visionaries when they came together to create this masterpiece.