julia (moonlit witch version)

queer, cranky, latte junkie she/her

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

Lmfao

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

if im still single by 30 (likely) im gonna throw myself a spinster party and make little ‘will you be my wingman?’ boxes for my would-be bridesmaids and we are gonna go have a destination party like a bach party but no one is getting married

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

Nobody cares but ive been on this hellscape of an app since 2009…..time to delete

[cupid @vmpirednp]

hopecore ❤️‍🩹

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

Go to the LIBRARY??????

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

@itsMattibad im just curious as to what he’s watchin 👁️👄👁️

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

Noah Cyrus jump scare

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

stoppp why do i have the biggest crush ever on Orville peck

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

South Carolina roads so bad I keep thinking my cars about to break down but it’s just where the road is in shambles

[bug girl @buggirl]

“housewife” this “1950s” that….. my bitch in christ they were giving those ladies drugs and lobotomies because they were so depressed and unhappy with their lives i am going to beat the shit out of you

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

all my homies hate Chris

[TS @TS19_89]

Someone gave me a friendship bracelet that says "The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived, Chris" on it and i am so confused 😭

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

can’t believe this is only 10 years old. a foundational text

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

High in my kitchen no pants on making buldak noodles and singing government hooker

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

If ts12 is a country (or at least country influenced) and Orville peck isn’t on there I think I will actually cry???

[Adam @AdameMedia]

This goes so hard.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

25-30 is such a weird age group. You have no money and no prospects. You are already a burden to your parents. And you’re frightened.

[effie trinket @dirilatay]

"eleanor calder" "danielle peazer" "sophia smith" https://t.co/53Hl0kZqEC

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

@ahmarrri Im fully at work crying to 1D

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

And if I said HS1 is Harry’s best album?

[julia (moonlit witch version) @hooliaboolia__]

If I ever get famous the first thing I’ll do is demand a Fortnite collab