juliana

I did not ascend from the ocean on a seashell to be treated like this • ancient language and literature • (she/they) • kenyon 2020 • black lives matter •

[juliana @hoolianya]

if they can make a minecraft movie, they can and should make a stardew valley movie

[juliana @hoolianya]

still crying 48 hours after experiencing The Red Wedding and i even knew it was coming

[🐱大猫球🐱 @damaoye233]

突然想画卷发

[juliana @hoolianya]

@PlaidBarbarian @jrmcmanaway lol you’re good i love it

[juliana @hoolianya]

@jrmcmanaway @PlaidBarbarian a very strange 1st person verb and tragically not even a noun

[juliana @hoolianya]

@jrmcmanaway @PlaidBarbarian it’s a play on christopher nolan

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

I think Hollywood can learn the right lessons from both "The Odyssey" (big epics are good) and the Odyssey backlash (no Greeks?) by greenlighting "Oedipus Rex" directed by Yorgos Lanthimos

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

(Coming out of the Odyssey and messaging my Nausicaa group chat) guys I am so mad right now

[juliana @hoolianya]

i appreciated nolan’s attention to how absolutely rancid polyphemus’ cave is

no one ever gets the copious poop right

[juliana @hoolianya]

less than a month until the start of my new york era

[juliana @hoolianya]

@oceannaire this is so real and i’m glad we’re finally addressing it

[I know things @polemios]

Ah yes, King Odysseus of Ithaca sailing the wine-dark Aegean in a literal 9th-century Viking longship. The famous Scandinavian-Mycenaean shipbuilding co-operative of 1200 BC.

[juliana @hoolianya]

rip jane austen, you would’ve loved love island

[juliana @hoolianya]

the five year old yearns for child labor

[juliana @hoolianya]

“i’m craving to go in the mines”

[juliana @hoolianya]

watching my 5 year old step son try and fail to dig up one singular fossil on animal crossing for ten straight minutes while he’s laughing hysterically the whole time

[juliana @hoolianya]

@_jenna_leanne oh right right, caleb and corbin lol

[juliana @hoolianya]

“there are two places that men under 23 and over 30 should not be sent: war and reality television”

[Ava @noampomsky]

very struck by this tiktok where a divorce attorney said the best heterosexual relationship dynamic is “evil witch devoted henchman”