steak 🥩, the 🥩

the mushroom runs the account, I don't.
whelp I guess I dungeon master now.

pfp by @alexandrite3D banner by @anouke20
art tag: #steakfigure

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

you know that lore stuff i said id do eventually? yeah im going to post that all in a thread here.
q: why?
a: because i can.
and im posting it in a chapter format because i feel like making a pointless series of events that ill be forced to scroll through every time i update it.

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

I don't post much anymore, but the least I can guarantee you is that I'm in your walls

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@tempura_person Well, I don't really get what the buzz is all about

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

Eat your chimichangas while you're young, sincerely, steak

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

Coming from a man that sees people as statistics is bold.

[Pirat_Nation 🔴 @Pirat_Nation]

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella wants you to stop calling AI "slop" in 2026.

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

Oh yeah, I built a thing

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@angelstepsvr Dropkick!

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@HaruKotatsu Damn straight, glad to see someone see how much effort input into this

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@VazrickWarlock They want more plastic in the ocean, they clearly hate sea turtles

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@mimigerbil Satisfactory!

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@MedicusFallstar And I look like this(I don't).
Buddy, we exist on an online space full of pointless drama and theatrics, you're cool and no amount irl appearances can change that.

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@RaidaZERO_EN Not with that attitude (I actually have no idea where it is)

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@Casato_art Drink the water like a normal person.

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@HaruKotatsu So, how's the job going? I heard you went to (random nonrelated event), how was it? On an unrelated note is it hot these days? I feel like I'm getting a lot more sunburns.

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

I went to another country, this is one of the items I purchased, I am not disclosing which country though.

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@yunayuispink Read wild strawberry 👍

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@maki_itoh Get a corn dog while you're at it

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

@Kyoopi_ The fifth patriarch of the dojima family

[steak 🥩, the 🥩 @hoomahn]

Arguably it's no one, they use it to combine and take the horseman part of it a bit too literally

[NEZ @NN_EE_ZZ]

Death is the only horseman that doesn’t need to mount their horse; they will reach everyone eventually. Who is the saddle for then?