Denzel

[BODE @neverelent]

Death doesn't warn you, so if you have time this week, go and have sex.

[Francis @ghostof_francis]

real niggas know financial freedom is more important than love rn

[Snr..🧸 @vinicius_snrr]

i hate how everyone assumes “come to my house” means sex, sometimes we just need a baddie to talk to

[Denzel @hooodyni]

🤣🤣

[Älëzä 🇰🇪 @Moddy_KE]

Umetulia ma kamattress kako chini alafu unaskia mtu kwa dirisha "na hii si ni vacant"😭😂😂

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“If Hull City can beat United we can also beat them”

Bruno Fernandes:

[duke @millersgft]

as a ghoster, when i get ghosted i respect it

[g. @gozielogy]

First club to hit 5 goals in a PL game this season

[principal @principalkox]

Hii generation yetu kama pastor hatakua na side hustle ataumia sana

[Lemon Ginger👮‍♂️©️ @lannix_1]

No child, no school fees, no loans yet my salary can’t last two weeks becoz of my love for hoes

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

fuck teams, fuck authenticator, fuck excel, fuck KPI’s, fuck outlook, fuck your friendly reminders too

[Timothy @Timothynior]

No more talking stages left in me. IDGAF if you didn’t eat.

[Duke of Gatanga @dnkariuki]

Tukiwa na President mlevi hatukuwa na counterfeit mingi hivi…..

[Drbensings🇬🇧 @Drbensings]

I have a phobia for feeling like I'm bothering people.

[dec_lan⁴¹👣 @Arnan_18_]

Mbuemo and Cunha in champions league 😂

[Alen @AlenSeli3]

The air is starting to smell like there is a possibility.

[Gu$tavo @Ghus_tav0]

I'm a type C person I can wake up at 5am. I can wake up at 1pm.
I can work for 15 hrs straight, or I can do nothing for 3 days. text back in 0.5 secs or 2 weeks later. love being alone but hate feeling lonely. overthink everything, then end up saying it is what it is.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Love at first sight 😍

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Inevitable.

The @PFA Players' Player of the Year for 2025/26: Bruno Fernandes! ⭐️🏆

[5 @sohcahtan]

time is really the equaliser. You will overcome everything you think you’ll never get over, just give it time