Jake Hooper

Not a cross-fitter, not a vegan. Sparkologist for a living and emphatic sport enthusiast!

[Jake Hooper @hooperrrjake]

@Stevo189 @royza007 Hahahah absolutely love it

[Lisa Williams @Lisa_Williams9]

What an absolute honour to be named the inaugural captain of @EssendonFCW and to lead this amazing group of women into our first @VFL season! ⚫️🔴 Bring on Round 1! 💪🏼 https://t.co/DPERRplawz

[Jake Hooper @hooperrrjake]

@petedavey1979 @7Sport Spot on!! If BT can’t get up and about then no one will. Horrid!

[Dylan Alcott @DylanAlcott]

To drink beers, go to restaurants, see movies and sports, have sex and have fun, all things which I am sure you know nothing about Daniel. https://t.co/s2aXK0PL4Y

[Layne Norton, PhD @BioLayne]

Aspartame isn’t going to kill you and here’s why.

Stop the dumbfuckery

https://t.co/UtRNKVSK40

Now let the dumbass comments from Mercola zombies begin

[Nick Biscontin @bickniscontin]

How to stop mass shootings;

What works: Stricter gun control laws & education.

What doesn’t work: Thoughts and prayers after the fact, or the left and right politicizing tragedy.

#floridaschoolshooting

[Ball Park Music @ballparkmusic]

All we genY’s want is enough money so that the bank will lend us a much larger amount of money. Strive to get enough money to get a big debt. Believe.

[Nick Biscontin @bickniscontin]

Now remember, if you don’t post on social media that you went to the night noodle markets, it’s like it never happened. Pls wise up

[Jake Hooper @hooperrrjake]

@Stevo189 Would love to see that steveo!!!

[Jake Hooper @hooperrrjake]

@Stevo189 Saw this on facey too, absolute ripper. I knew that mark would be number 1!!

[Jake Hooper @hooperrrjake]

@Stevo189 HAhahah yeah I did, classic!!!

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Noels out of the fucking country weren't we all love get on a fucking plane and play your tunes for the kids you sad fuck

[Banyule Football Club @Banyule_FC]

7-0 #bemorebanyule #bearcave

[Mike @SilentMikke]

Rush Hour is one if my favorite movies of all time

[Jake Hooper @hooperrrjake]

Don't worry fev, I'm on ya. Still grouse!!! @BrendanFevola25 @FoxFM

[Nick Biscontin @bickniscontin]

At least Richmond keep betting companies' social media divisions in the job for another week #AFLGiantsTigers

[Matt Okine @mattokine]

Hey guys. Very important thread about lettuce. Pls read: https://t.co/wMsszjbwWs

[Nick Biscontin @bickniscontin]

It hurts to laugh at this https://t.co/SMFA7PdJFf

[Jake Hooper @hooperrrjake]

@AdamBarclay86 These rules are becoming ridiculous! Soon we won't be tackling at all

[Adam @AdamBarclay86]

How does Koby Stevens get rubbed out for an action that was awarded a free kick to him? #MRP #NoIdea #AFL