Hillary Cothron

anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty will never grow old.

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I just earned a free play by playing #StarbucksSummerGame #sweeps
https://t.co/38ypD1vCH1 #addictstatus

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@bryancgrant education is important. Haha.

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When your @Starbucks venti is basically a third gone after a small first sip. #WhatAWasteOfAFreeDrink

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@LaineMatolka yessssssssss.

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@litsamilonas @laurenclemons mine use to play worship music occasionally. it was an interesting discovery.

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you know a movie was traumatizing when #MickyMouseClubhouse gives you flashbacks and you want to cry. #Everest

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brb. taking a goat cheese and bread break. #IveBeenTooProductiveToday

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all i want to do right now is watch #TheSecretLifeofWalterMitty. @netflix you failed me.

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my house smells like chocolate chip cookies and i think that's why i have a migraine. #ChocolateAllergiesAreTheWorst

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my veil came in the mail today and i am totally NOT sitting on the couch wearing it and watching #GilmoreGirls. #lies #JonAndHillGetHitched

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i've done it. my life is complete. i have folded a fitted sheet into a neat little rectangle. #goals @DiamondDiploma

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"please promise me to never wear black satin or pearls...or to be 36 years old." #fortiesmen #what @kgallimore84

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the only thing i want right now is a #burgerfi cheeseburger. and maybe a peanut butter milkshake. #crutchesareawful #everyoneshoulddeliver

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@LaineMatolka i just...don't even....huh?

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when @stephmarkwith talks to me about my own phone, i feel like i am her grandma. #newfangledtechnology. #IAm80

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it's always funny when the "high dosage" your doctor prescribes is half the amount you normally take. also, muscle relaxers are liars.

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@stephmarkwith i could work on that!

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how do i get a job reading books for audio books? #readingformoney

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@litsamilonas i want a real milkshake not a fake one. #starbucksmademepicky

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@ukulemmy why didn't i move to boston??????