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“Nah ”- Rosa Parks, 1955

[GTA 6 Info @GTASixInfo]

GTA 6 officially launches next month.

Here is how to stay alive until November 19:

- Look both ways before crossing the road
- Wear your seatbelt
- Don’t text and drive
- Stay away from random fights
- Don’t climb anything you can fall off
- Don’t eat anything suspicious
- Get enough sleep
- Drink water
- Avoid doing anything that starts with “watch this”
- Absolutely no “one last crazy thing before GTA 6”

We’ve made it this far. Don’t fumble the final month… please.

[acce @accekid]

Mom: When you get married and have your own house, you can do whatever you want. Not here

​Wife: You're not going to do whatever you want here. This isn't your mom's house

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

You know we're completely finished when he finally starts watching Bayern over us. 😭💔

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

You blinked. It landed.

[M I K E ©️ @mike_muhima]

Funny how he purchased a defender for himself but not for the team.

[#HYFR @bxns_hyfr]

The lack of privacy at some GP receptions is actually mad. Why does the whole waiting room need to know my DOB and what brought me here?

[Picci @Claudio_picci]

SONO CONFUSO.
LA MATTINA È INVERNO
IL POMERIGGIO È ESTATE
ALLA LIDL È HALLOWEEN
DA ACTION È NATALE.

[Magasela Mzobe @MagaselaMzobe]

“Overthrowing the government is
only illegal if you fail”.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

I’m this old.

[Martien 🇳🇱 @MartienBall]

“However, I know I'll be at the ceremony one way or another – in person or in spirit.”

[DisTurB🎮 @DisTurB____]

if i send you this picture, it means i’ll deal with you very soon but you can have fun at the moment

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

Formula 1 is back!

[Prello @DPrello]

A bank just informed me that they couldn’t continue my application because they couldn’t confirm my address. They told me this via a mailed letter. They sent. To my address.

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[bolanlebaby♨️ @bolaoflyfee]

parents will either say “you are still a kid” or “you’re not a kid anymore” depending on which benefits them. 😭

[_Kangchi_😎 @_Kangchi_8]

So if government finds crude oil in my house, na them get am, but if them find Igbo, na me get am? 😂

[Oluchi_react @Oluchi_Utd]

On Judgment Day, I’ll put on my Man United jersey to show God that I have suffered. 😭😭😭

[Bina Ivwa @BaNaartjieice]

Just found out my brother ordered football boots for my son. Mind you, said son was born on Monday🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[Dr Farouk @Dr_Pharouk]

First in my bloodline to witness a single-father chicken. 😂

[Alex 𝓕𝓪𝓷 @xAlexTHFC]

Tottenham Hotspur game on one side and the suicide hotline number on the other