If there is one thing about my sister, it’s that she will not hesitate to post the worst picture I have ever seen of myself in my entire life if she looks good in it
i want to dehydrate my boyfriend for 72 hours then grind him into a fine powder and place him in vegetable base capsules and swallow him whole i love him so much
parenthood is full of so many amazing, rewarding and fulfilling moments. Such as, making them their favorite meal, just to have them throw the entire thing on the floor so that the cat can eat it
If I hear or see someone complain about having to wear a face mask one more time... I am going to launch myself straight into the sun, while wearing my mask of course :)