hobie

yeaaa a

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Honestly bro Donald Trump got to go. I just got no napkins at the drive thru. How are we gonna beat China when it’s 0 napkins at the drive thru

[ॐ𓋹𓂀༄ @_porruiz]

me siento terrible espero que sea la regla y no el vacío en el pecho que tengo desde los 13 años

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

"Do you want kids?" I want to be so deeply loved that starting a family feels like the most natural next step.

[random mitski's. @randomitskis]

fuuuuck I'm glowing pink in the night in my room again. fuuuuck

[TS Chanty Beluga @puthywillow69]

So I worked a double on Mother’s Day so you could be with your kids but now you won’t cover my shift on the one night a year single people can legally have sex?

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Being sexually devoured and emotionally protected by the same person must feel so good.

[꩜ @faeslily]

When you realize that now that you don’t have to be perfect you can be good

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

puse mi teléfono en ‘no molestar’ y nadie me molestó

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

maybe he actually enjoys the fire everyones saying oh hes tryna ignore it but maybe he is happy through it all and maybe so should we

[latke @latkedelrey]

literally not even as a joke. i do not like meanness

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

quero passar todo o domingo assim

[kayla @kaylitv]

When I reveal my man, just kno I’m living like #this

[andrés. @andresmiguer]

cuando la persona que me gusta me envía fotos de lo que está haciendo sin yo pedírselas

[𝑳𝑶𝑷𝑬𝑺 @6meperdoa]

eu fingindo que não estou tendo flashbacks sexuais no trabalho

[x__x @bpdsins]

the right man will love that u r a weird woman

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

you’re my friend and to some extent my wife

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

if i had a wife i’d send her things and be like i’d be curious to know your thoughts on this

[🔻 @kokebrising]

Thought this girl was Woke 1.0 (kill all men) so i tried "you're always right" gimmick, but she was actually Woke 2.0 (anti-bioessentialism) and i gave her the ick