Hopscotch Jefferson

Our debut EP Ham & Fireworks is available at

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

Robert Louis Stevenson wrote the 60,000-words-long "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" during a six-day cocaine high.

[What The F*** Facts @WhatTheFFacts]

A group of ravens is referred to as a "conspiracy."

[Star Wars Problems @StarWarsProblms]

[phone rings]

Luke: Hello?

Caller: *heavy breathing*

Luke: I know it's you, Dad.

*Vader hangs up*

[Hopscotch Jefferson @HopJeff]

What's up with a Phil Hartman marathon? @FXXNetwork @TheSimpsons @JonLovitz @SimpsonsQOTD @SHAQ

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@SimpsonsQOTD favorite newspaper headline? ... "And that's how a heroic hippo became a deputy"

[dan hendrie @daniowa]

There was only one name I could have on my kickball shirt #Legend @JohnBolaris @WeatherSavior

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Good stuff @JaxonWMMR picking @TheeIdeaMen as artist of the month.

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What's the real forecast @JohnBolaris ? @daniowa @rosshudsonii @SHAQ #AdamWestWednesday

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Hopscotch Jefferson has a show on 02/20/2015 at 09:00 PM @ The Fieldhouse ... in Goldsboro, PA http://t.co/jG0zi7tARo #concert

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Hopscotch Jefferson has a show on 01/17/2015 at 08:00 PM @ The Legendar... in Philadelphia, PA http://t.co/yqJWBRu988 #concert

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<3 canada @MaryCarolineNWT

[Gashouse's Player @philly_radio]

Dirty Love Song by @HopJeff now playing on @GasHouseRadio http://t.co/rGyfhLOvFH

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Merry Christmas #AdamWestmas #AdamWestWednesday #RockClimbingFlipFlops @KristineHanse12 @daniowa

[dan hendrie @daniowa]

@Jslice85 @WeatherSavior @JohnBolaris smoking the Johnny b, with Johnny b

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@daniowa it's #AdamWestWednesday every day

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Hopscotch Jefferson has a show on 11/28/2014 at 09:00 PM @ Final Score Bar ... in Bensalem, PA http://t.co/EPIvz9VWmo #concert

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@rosshudsonii Cali snowflake. Ham and Fireworks EP Jawn available at http://t.co/LCi9IqFk2S

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@daniowa Ham and Fireworks EP now available at http://t.co/LCi9IqFk2S

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