3/3
Evil marketing director: “Make the unknown brand name that no one cares about as large as possible.
Make the shampoo and conditioner info in the smallest font on the dropdown menu.
Make sure it has zero contrast for readability. Bonus points for excluding the color blind.
2/3
Every person on the planet: “I’m in a new hotel room. The shower is foggy. I’m tired. I’m not wearing my glasses. There is only ONE thing I need to know.
Which one is the shampoo, and which one is the conditioner?”
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@KevinSaysThings Next time comeback: Bro do you ever even set up multi channel auto responder drip campaigns to fuel cross channel OKR ARR at a sick ROI?
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