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24 • sheff/brum • insta: amyleanne95

[amy🦄 @hoppybobs]

@reburgertron @ThreeUKSupport Hi, did you get this sorted? I’ve been having the exact same issue and can’t seem to get through to anyone about it 😭

[✨messica✨ @bucktoothedbabe]

22 year old Molly Mae congratulates herself with a £34k bracelet. 27 year old me congratulates herself with a chippy tea and a lie down after working 6 days a week.

[muna lisa @prettyIegend]

how do y’all date multiple ppl at once i’m attracted to 1 person every 7 years

[jodie 🇵🇸 @yupfinglas]

Mad how when your doctor tells you not to drink on antibiotics we’re all like… be grand. But once your lash girl tells you not to get your lashes wet for 24 hours you’re wearing goggles in the shower that night

[amy🦄 @hoppybobs]

@_calliemeganxx It’s all about calorie deficit! You could do any high number of steps a day and still not lose any weight if you’re not burning more than you’re consuming. A good place to start is find out how many cals you burn on average each day and try to eat a few hundred less than that!

[jony @john__hedrick]

they should make a morning after pill for people who eat $30 worth of dominos the night before

[t🍒 @teeneo1]

i wish humans had MOTs like i need a yearly full body checkup, fix what needs fixing n go about my life

[jessicaa @JessiccaaaS_]

That ‘I’ll come pick you up’ energy is exactly what I like indeed

[bethastin✨ @bethastin_x]

Petition for “Mr Brightside” to be banned in pubs/clubs when they reopen

[Holly @hollyj0nes]

are u even a girl if you don’t have a headache or a bad belly at least once a day??? i think not🙂🙃

[𝒛𝒂𝒉 @zaheerah_raja]

my dads keyboard

[macy @alphamacys]

I hate how so many people still think gift receiving is a materialistic love language. it’s not about expensive gifts. you could literally give me (1) pink flower and go “i know you like pink and i know you like flowers” and i would probably cry