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Sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

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Four Fiona apple albums and none of it hits harder than Kelly Clarkson’s Walk away.

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The only thing I like about the airport is how time is relative.

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One drink in the sky is like three drinks on the ground -Archie

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@IAmLexLuther They owe me a pack of D4s

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Green apple is the best apple for smoking.

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Love is Blind America: lays upside down on the couch. “What’s your accent?”
Love is Blind Brazil: enters pod flirting. “What’s your family like?”
Love is Blind Japan: first asks permission to sit. “What’s your favorite ingredient in miso soup?”

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Schwings.. shrimp and wings place

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If my car was as complicated to use as my vacuum, it would have never gotten stolen.

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A slow death for me would be standing on an escalator.

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If there was a yoga teaching competition today, I would have won.

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Are bugles chips?

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What’s the difference between a drunk and a stroke victim at an auto show? Nothing.

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Today I saw an old flag that reminded me I need new underwear.

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Walked into work this morning and Cliff was listening to Beastie Boys.

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Leave it to an old person to leave the conversation on dead.

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I forgot and I’m thirty minutes late.

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Atl DOT finally did something right! Monroe 85N/S intersection is now a roundabout!! Awesome

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Two questions, why do porta potties have lids and why on earth would you put it down?

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Free hotel breakfast is one of my most favorite luxuries in life.

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A Lebanese, Greek, and a Turk were sitting at a bar .. but in real life this is not a joke.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if quarts of milk was delivered by a babe on roller skates?