hannah miller

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

Fortinbras gave me a sick job, and all the royal family dies including my best friend. It's been a good day. #winsomeyoulosesome

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

To be or not to be.. lol nawh why die when there is netflix and icecream

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

Such a dramatic funeral, everyone was so worked up! Acting if someone died or something. #DontWorryBeHappy #itsfriday

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

@QueenGert__RUDE I heard you and Claudius are having some issues. The third times the charm. Should I propose or will you? #iloveyou

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

We miss you in England @HAMLETRWHEELER. The cops never seem to break up partys when the prince is around. #goodwhileitlasted

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

Dont worry Hamlet, there are plenty of fish in the sea! And there not all dead like ophelia!

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

@HAMLETRWHEELER we need you in England! For some strange reason the party never gets shut down when the prince is present #goodwhileitlasted

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

@realpolostandup @HAMLETRWHEELER Who needs money when your daughter is just giving it away #burn

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

Best play ever! It clearly hit Claudius just as hard as me :') #deep

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

@realpolostandup @HAMLETRWHEELER hey fishmonger, what's the catch of the day? I'm STARVING

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

Hamlet can't make a decision to kill claudius or not.. dude just use a magic eight ball or something. #tokillornottokill

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

Woah @HAMLETRWHEELER you're over Ophelia? Does that mean she's fair game? Cause i'm in the mood for a treasure hunt.

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

What?! The queen & king picked Rosencrantz and Guildenstern to spy on Hamlet! I've been his bff forever! #studinginstead #downwithclaudius

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

I really hope my parents don't follow this spying trend.. I wasn't there And I definitely didn't say that. #whatbrothel

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

Poor Hamlet. He has to stay and Denmark and do whatever he wants all day with an unlimited allowance. #lifeishard #wcsshamlet

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

What did Hamlet expect? His moms hot. If Claudius didn't swoop in, I would have! #whydoyouthinkimfriendswithhamlet #wcsshamlet

[hannah miller @hor_atio]

Hamlets dad travels through the veil of death to say hi and my dad cant even send me a text longer than 3 letters... #shafted #nofathersday